The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter
Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023
Any situation that could conceivably have arisen , where the sheer scale and levels of uttetrly abject stupidity could not have possibly been predicted or indeed legislated for .
This decision is so preposterously overflowing with unmitigated buffoonery that I may have to go and cut out my own brain .
This decision is so preposterously overflowing with unmitigated buffoonery that I may have to go and cut out my own brain .
Can you believe the previously unsurpassed level of unmitigated buffoonery that has led to a committee of horrifically incompetent clown shoes re-electing that fucking cretin back into that position ? No wonder fucking lions eat their young
by Napoleon BonerPart March 13, 2023
A big black hairy snatch
Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023