Definitions by Napoleon BonerPart

Malaysian debris 

Flotsome discovered miles out in the ocean , initially believed to be small parts of wreckage from the disappeared wreckage of the missing airliner - but actually found to be Rolf Harriss laptop

They’ve found some junk gluating in the pacific and thought it was bits of that missing plane , but it’s actually Aussie pervert Rolf Harris’s laptop

Malaysian Debris my arse

Malaysian debris by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Kojak in a turtleneck sweater 

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater

That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

Kojak in a turtleneck sweater by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

thrash the head off the bishop 

To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way

Bollox to this, I’m off to thrash the head off the bishop

thrash the head off the bishop by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

football pool eyes by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Watchmakers Eye 

The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter

Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye

Watchmakers Eye by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

boabys helmet 

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”

Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack

boabys helmet by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Disnaeland 

Scottish expression for some of the more deprived areas of the country , such as Wester Hailes in Edinburgh , Most of Glasgow , Mid Craigie or Beechwood in Dundee , Manor or Tillydrone , or Torry in Aberdeen and the entirety of Kirkcaldy amongst others - parodying “Disneyland” and based on

disnae pay the rent

disnae pay the electric

disnae pay the Cooncil Tax

Etc etc

Kirkcaldy - or as we know it , Disnaeland

Disnaeland by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023