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The manliest person on earth
Facts about Chuck Norris:
-Chuck Norris was born on may 6, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered the next day.
(Look it up)
-Even after getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee, he was still the manliest person on earth.
(He still is)
-When Chuck was only a few months old, he got sick and sneezed. That sneeze is now known as Hiroshima.
When he was in his 20's, he sneezed again. That sneeze is now known as Tsar Bomba.
-There was once actually life on mars. Then there was Chuck Norris on mars.
-Many people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Slenderman.
-Most people cut butter with a knife. Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
-Chuck Norris once played a game of russian roulette with all the bullets in (and went first). He won.
-Chuck Norris was once bitten by a snake. The snake died 2 days later.
-Whenever Chuck Norris steps on a Lego, the Lego cries.
-Chuck Norris acted in Star Wars. His role was the Force.
-Chuck Norris has a gmail account. It is:
gmail@chucknorris(dot)com
-Chuck Norris does not do push-ups; he just pushes the earth down.
-Under his beard, there is only another fist.
- Before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
-When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into a Chuck Norris.
-Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
-Chuck Norris does not need a GPS. He decides where he is.
Facts about Chuck Norris:
-Chuck Norris was born on may 6, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered the next day.
(Look it up)
-Even after getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee, he was still the manliest person on earth.
(He still is)
-When Chuck was only a few months old, he got sick and sneezed. That sneeze is now known as Hiroshima.
When he was in his 20's, he sneezed again. That sneeze is now known as Tsar Bomba.
-There was once actually life on mars. Then there was Chuck Norris on mars.
-Many people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Slenderman.
-Most people cut butter with a knife. Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
-Chuck Norris once played a game of russian roulette with all the bullets in (and went first). He won.
-Chuck Norris was once bitten by a snake. The snake died 2 days later.
-Whenever Chuck Norris steps on a Lego, the Lego cries.
-Chuck Norris acted in Star Wars. His role was the Force.
-Chuck Norris has a gmail account. It is:
gmail@chucknorris(dot)com
-Chuck Norris does not do push-ups; he just pushes the earth down.
-Under his beard, there is only another fist.
- Before the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
-When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into a Chuck Norris.
-Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
-Chuck Norris does not need a GPS. He decides where he is.
by Name removed by the NSA December 11, 2013
Get the Chuck Norrismug. A person who tries to prove the non-existence of an entity that resides outside of the universe using the laws of the universe
by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013
Get the Atheistmug. A vast network of data that is
40% pornography
30% cat pictures
19% creeps
10% advertisements
10% the word "gay"
1% relevant information
All of which is spied on by the NSA
40% pornography
30% cat pictures
19% creeps
10% advertisements
10% the word "gay"
1% relevant information
All of which is spied on by the NSA
People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.
by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013
Get the Internetmug. by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013
Get the Twilightmug. 1. When I was young, I was so picky I would try to take out all the banana seeds from the banana.
2. I planted some banana seeds in her last night.
2. I planted some banana seeds in her last night.
by Name removed by the NSA December 17, 2013
Get the banana seedsmug. What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.
Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.
Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.
Airport cop: Name?
b: {very arabic name}
Airport cop: Come with me, please.
b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?
Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..
*glove snaps*
b: {very arabic name}
Airport cop: Come with me, please.
b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?
Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..
*glove snaps*
by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014
Get the Anal cavity searchmug. 