Nacho Burris 's definitions

Skeleluge

Welcome to Skeleluge—a sledding experience like no other! This thrilling sport has taken the slopes by storm, pairing two participants who face opposite directions. One rider lies on top, looking ahead, while the other lies beneath, feet-first. It’s a unique twist on the classic "sixty-nine," but with snow and speed! For those seeking an adrenaline rush, clothing is optional, adding an extra layer of excitement to the experience. A helpful tip for heterosexual pairs: it's best for the woman to take the top position for optimal aerodynamics. Enjoy the ride!

"Hey Chris, do you want to skeleluge with me today? Sure, Dave, as long as I'm on the bottom this time. My large size is best for visibility and steering."

by Nacho Burris February 18, 2026

F-licker

An individual who feels comfortable licking their fingers during a meal in public, seemingly oblivious to the social norms of table manners and hygiene.

"I can’t stand going out to eat with Chris; watching him lick his fingers after every bite drives me nuts. He’s such a F-licker!"

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

2-1 Combo

When you have to poop so badly that you end up pooping before you pee.

"Every time I eat at Taco Bell, I’m guaranteed to have the 2-1 Combo without fail."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

Soberish

When you want to cut back on drinking while still having a good time, it's all about finding the sweet spot—a delicate balance of moderation with occasional and enjoyable drinking.

"Are you doing Dry January this year? No way - that’s crazy! I’ve decided to go Soberish instead."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

Poop Blocker

That person who brazenly cuts in front of you in line for the bathroom, fully aware of your urgent intestinal plight. It's as if they take pleasure in your discomfort, making their act all the more infuriating.

"Honey, please don’t be a poop blocker when we get home. I’m crowning and it won't wait."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

Grogue

That solitary, rogue gray hair that suddenly emerges without warning, seemingly out of nowhere. It’s typically longer than others and can appear anywhere, but is most often found in eyebrows, nostrils, and sometimes down below. Although harmless, it’s highly distracting and needs to be plucked immediately.

"Hey, Bud, you gotta a Grogue hanging out of your nose? - better take care of that right away."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.

“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”

by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023