Nacho Burris's definitions

Soberish

When you want to cut back on drinking while still having a good time, it's all about finding the sweet spot—a delicate balance of moderation with occasional and enjoyable drinking.

"Are you doing Dry January this year? No way - that’s crazy! I’ve decided to go Soberish instead."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

Sober-up Beer

Typically, the last beer of the evening, the sober-up beer, is perfect for when you're either overserved or too full and need just one more before you go home. A watery, domestic light beer usually fits the bill as it perfectly balances hops, barley, and hydration.

"Hey Mike, do you need another drink? No, I've got an early morning…make it a sober-up beer."

by Nacho Burris December 3, 2023

Old Man Gap Year

The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.

I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?

by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022

2-1 Combo

When you have to poop so badly that you end up pooping before you pee.

"Every time I eat at Taco Bell, I’m guaranteed to have the 2-1 Combo without fail."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

Boogermite

A crunchy, stalagmite like booger that sticks to the roof of your nose and hurts when you press your nostril.

I was on a date last night, and halfway through dinner, I realized I had a boogermite. It was driving me crazy, so as soon as she went to the bathroom... I excavated it.

by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020

F-licker

An individual who feels comfortable licking their fingers during a meal in public, seemingly oblivious to the social norms of table manners and hygiene.

"I can’t stand going out to eat with Chris; watching him lick his fingers after every bite drives me nuts. He’s such a F-licker!"

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

butt yawn

The first fart or “sphincter stretch” of the morning. While you sleep, gas builds up in your lower intestine and must be expelled when you wake. The "butt yawn" usually takes place during the morning urination or when you first roll out of bed. This fart typically does not smell badly, however it can be very boisterous. Caution should be taken if others are sleeping nearby.

My wife was not happy at all when I woke her up with an extremely loud "butt yawn" this morning.

by Nacho Burris November 16, 2016