Piechowich

The pinnacle of combining a Piecho (pie nachos) with a piewich (a pie sandwich). This is the bringing together of three great food groups (pie, sandwich and cornchips) and results in a mouthgasm.
The process is to peel the top off a mince and cheese pie, scoop out the hot contents with corn chips and place between 2 slices of bread. Select whole grain bread for healthier options.
Feel free to add sour cream, avocado, bacon or ketchup.
This is the perfect food choice for a big feed that is also tasty, cheap and fast.
Contents are easily stored at home and don't require a trip out. Also a good mix of European and mexican food, semi Tex-Mex, if you will.
Do whatever you want with the pie shell.
Hey Lachlan, I'm so hungry but want something nice now!

Well Falvey, why don't you make a Piechowich. Its fast, cheap, tasty and all the ingredients are in your kitchen already!

Hell yeah, that's going to give me a mouthgasm!

5 minutes later: mmmmmmmmm.....
by NZAP 9041 February 21, 2011
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Pomunist

A person from Great Britain or UK (same thing) who emigrates to another country and shares their opinions about what's wrong with their new place of residence or work.
'Arry: Hey oop, no decent curry 'ere!

Bill: Noo, no decent football, crisps or beer either!

'Arry: Aye, too warm in all.

Hickman: Well piss off back home then you Pomunist!
by NZAP 9041 August 14, 2012
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Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks

A person who is a bit of a dick. The kind of person who would fart in an elevator as he leaves or eat the last slice of pizza, even after eating most of it, before others arrive to have their first piece.
Who ate all the pies?

Oh, that was Lachlan

But I didn't get any!

Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.

True Dat
by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011
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Minge Drinking

When a woman binge drinks, that is, not a big drinker but when she drinks, drinks way too much, ala a minge drinker.
Hey Lachlan, Did you see Sarah last night? She was munted! She is quiet for weeks then hits the booze hard!

Yeah Aaron, she loves her minge drinking.
by NZAP 9041 February 28, 2011
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Piewich

(n) A sandwich constructed of two or more slices of bread with part of or all of a pie between them. The most common pie selection is steak and cheese or mince and cheese.

Other condiments may include butter, tomato sauce and peanut butter.

Originally developed to get more filling/bang from a pie.

If using a single serve pie then you can get two piewiches, or if a family sized pie has been chosen, you can feed up to four people using eight or more pieces of bread.

Healthier variants include margarine instead of butter and brown/multigrain bread.
Hey Falvey, I'm starving and all I have is one pie and some bread.

Well then Lachlan, get yourself a piewich and you'll be full in no time. Try emptying one of those Burger King sauce sachets into it as well!

Sweetbix Falvey, my hunger will be satisfied. MMMmmm...
by NZAP 9041 January 22, 2011
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Piecho

(n) A meal consisting of a mince & cheese pie and corn chips. First, peel the lid off your pie. Scoop out, using the corn chips, the contents of the pie, and eat.
When all the pie filling is gone, place the remainder of your corn chips in the pie, place pie top back on and eat. It is now a corn chip pie, sans original filling.
You can mix up the meal by choosing different flavour pie and corn chips. For a family gathering, try a family size pie and a big pack of corn chips. Ideal with beer and sport. Warm on a winters day.
Hey Falvey, I'm starving and all I have is a pie and some corn chips.

Well Lachlan, why don't you have a piecho?

Too right, Falvey, Tasty and filling. You want to share?

Yeah Lachlan, gimmie some of that piecho goodness!
by NZAP 9041 January 22, 2011
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Cunty McTwat Twat

Similar to Spanklenuts but worth the extra Syllables. A person who consistently performs in a twatty manner and needs to take the effort not to be such a cock.
Who keeps taking the newspaper from our crew room?

Oh, Lachlan does.

He is such a Cunty McTwat Twat
by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011
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