nyc's definitions

Long Island

"upstate" has nothing to do with "north". It is a colloquialism for New York State outside of the city

Upstate Illinois actually refers to SOUTHERN Illinois because Chicago is up north.

by NYC February 27, 2005

divorce

1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.

Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."

Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."

Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."

by NYC April 9, 2006

Yoshi fart

1. n. A type of flatulation having dual escapes of gas where the first fart is released having a high pitch, and the second is released having a lower pitch; the tonal quality replicating the audio sound of Mario mounting Yoshi.

:: ppsht! ppsht! ::

"Whoa, you better check your pants for an egg, that was one nasty Yoshi fart"

by NYC March 13, 2006

panths

1. n. Uncommon cute word used as an alternative to the word "pants"

I just went online looking to buy panths for my tushie!

by NYC October 16, 2004

RABBIT 2000

plastic vibrator that hot pink on the outside and filled with pearls on the inside. also features and a clit and anus stimulator.

"My roommate felt that she could not get off just from usuing her stuffed animal alone anymore, she felt she needed to use the rabbit 2000 to help her along"

by nyc February 6, 2003

Hellraver

1. Brooklyn born male whose career involves DJ'ing at various NYC nightclubs who is said to have only one testicle.

DJ Hellraver only has one nut and DJ's like a train wreck.

by NYC October 16, 2004

gator

Usually Jenna, or a female who engages in gatoring the truth, or exagerrating the story beyond recognition.

"Jenna is striving to be a journalist, although everyone always told her that she should be the next Montel"

by nyc February 6, 2003