dis bitch

A way to reference dat hoe

I'm hittin dis bitch tonight.

by NJC June 24, 2004

crapdusting

The practice of engaging in flatulence while in a crowd or line of people and then immediately moving through the crowd or line in such a manner as to spread the trail of fecal particles for optimum inhalation by all.

"Eleven people upchucked in the hallway after Bill crapdusted the entrance to the comedy show. A magnificent, high-hobopower crapdusting that will be remembered for years."

by NJC November 30, 2009

groovylicious

1) Something or somebody that appears to have groovy (cool) traits. 2) Sweet

*What'd you think of that skeets party?

** Ahh damn, that shit was groovylicious!

by NJC March 29, 2005

Papa Squanto

1) Slang for police 2) 5-0 3) Po-po

Damn dogg, youda never gotten pulled over if you'd have braked when I yelled "Papa Squanto".

by NJC March 29, 2005

brown-keying

Using a laptop while taking a shit.

B: I'm takin a shit.
N: Right now?
B: Yup, I'm brown-keying.
B: Its not a dell,its a dung.

by NJC October 23, 2006

Ping

Racial slang used in describing any asians. Shortened form of the term Ping Pong.

Listen up Ping, I want an order of beef fried rice and a Mountain Dew. Wait, gimme some WonTons too.

by NJC March 29, 2005