NIHILISM GURU's definitions

MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.

Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Guardians of the Galaxy 3

Foreplay of one partner pulling the others face off but refusing to kill them. Because the meta commentary on wokism wearing a mask is soo important to point out.

The new Guardians of the Galaxy 3 sucked

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

ejacubis

Street name for cannabis concentrate.

Can I get 2 grams of pineapple ejacubis.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Green Gravy Machine

Terminology for profits made from cannabis sales.

Farmers are riding the green gravy machine to a better future.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Cannabis Spotter

A cannabis entrepreneur who keeps an eye on market supply always looking for new opertunintes.

Justin is an aspiring cannabis spotter.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

weekend gaybo

A heterosexual on week days and a homosexual on weekends.

Skylar is goes dancing at gay bars on the weekends, because he's a weekend gaybo.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

hairy sundae

A man's first anal experience.

Dan has been planning his hairy sundae since last January.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023