NICk's definitions

Salty Samurai

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.

My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.

by Nick December 20, 2004

barbozo

1. a way of making fun of someone in a joking manner.

2. used as a name

barbozo, how you gonna forget my stash

by Nick January 13, 2004

butthole sniffer

One who sniffs the butt hole

Man her butt hole smells good, yummy

by Nick November 10, 2003

schoenen

Fuckin' hottie!

Now there's a Schoenen!

by Nick February 10, 2003

zirf

Adj. used to describe something that is small, tiny, or below average size and uncool, ugly, very terrible to look at, or stupid. Opposite of "mondus".

Oh my! That small-rotten pumpkin is zirf. My car is pretty zirf.

by nick April 6, 2005

buttervoice

A girl with squeaky-annoying voice.

"Ma` got a banging body, but I can't stand with that buttervoice."

by Nick July 17, 2003

anal orbit

The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.

Christie had a 783,278,097.83 meter anal orbit, relative to John's asshole.

by Nick March 28, 2004