indiesexual

Not having an interest in either sex or having a small feeling for both sexes.

"Dave is indiesexual! He doesn't like weiner or pussy!"

by Nick June 28, 2004

Ebaum

the creator of Ebaumsworld.com. It has some pretty funny materials, but is bombarded with advertisments, pop-ups, and spyware. Not reccomended for cruddy computers with poor/no pop-up/ad-ware blocker, actualy really no one should go to this site (Note that this is my opinion). Too much ads and pop-ups. It's even more than Newgrounds and Albinoblacksheep.

Person 1: "dude, I went to Ebaum's world to check out a video, but my computer crashed and went to hell on the blue screen of death.
Person 2: "You shoud try albinoblacksheep instead. Less hassle."

by Nick November 05, 2004

Balls

to the extreme

its cold as balls out here

by nick March 15, 2003

Gerald Ford

Apparently, one who enjoys the activities of watching football and eating high-calorie simultaneously with strangers.

Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.

by Nick February 03, 2004

aww shit

Used when one is about to have somehting bad happen to them, or has found out something very bad.

Aww shit! I left my money at home!

by nick November 03, 2003

poon crease

A giant fat pussy camel toe

"Damn is yo crotch hungry? cuz its eatin yo pants!"

by Nick March 30, 2005

alwight

From homestarrunner.com, a slightly mangled form of the expression "alright!" or "all right!", usually used in jubulation.

Alwight! I won the lottery!

by Nick October 14, 2003