NICk's definitions
The owner, usualy/always is a rich selfish bastard who doesn't care if other people are dying from hunger or haven't got clean drinking water etc.. but cares more about how many family buissness he/she closed down today. So many millions of lives could have be/ could be saved if these people wern't so damn greedy. The main aim of corperations is to drive down the cost of making the product so they get make a better profit, this includes moving factories to countries like india where the minimum wage is many times lower than in the 1st world, in places such as these, child labour is often used. I'm not saying that they should move out and create unemployment for countries they have their factories, but they should increase their wages to at least the american minimum wage.
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They exploit loopholes in taxes to save money meaning we pay higher taxes to make up the difference or less money goes into the public sector which means the rich get richer and standards for poorer families go right down either way, 44 of 82 of america's top companies did not pay the standard corperation tax, but lower. 17% of these payed no taxes at all . Forbes magazine estimated this costs us $10 Billion year.
This is done by moving their headquaters to other countries, this being just one department.
The irs used to chase up these loopholes but have since given up. Instead, taxes on corperations have gone down by %26 while the average american tax went up by AT LEAST %13
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They exploit loopholes in taxes to save money meaning we pay higher taxes to make up the difference or less money goes into the public sector which means the rich get richer and standards for poorer families go right down either way, 44 of 82 of america's top companies did not pay the standard corperation tax, but lower. 17% of these payed no taxes at all . Forbes magazine estimated this costs us $10 Billion year.
This is done by moving their headquaters to other countries, this being just one department.
The irs used to chase up these loopholes but have since given up. Instead, taxes on corperations have gone down by %26 while the average american tax went up by AT LEAST %13
Nike
Mcdonalds
Reebok
Quicksilver
all have factories in countries where the minimum wage is substantualy less than america and where child labour is used.
Mcdonalds
Reebok
Quicksilver
all have factories in countries where the minimum wage is substantualy less than america and where child labour is used.
by Nick August 15, 2003
Get the Corperationsmug. Commonly used by a black slave, when slavery was still around the tipical black man or women would cry this out when ever he/she wanted something
The black man cried after being whiped
"BUWAH MASTO BUWAH PWEASE GIMME SOME MO COWNBRWEAD BUUUWAH BUWAH MASTO BUUWAH."
or
"Stop whiping me masto BUWAH ill be a good lil niga BUWAH."
"BUWAH MASTO BUWAH PWEASE GIMME SOME MO COWNBRWEAD BUUUWAH BUWAH MASTO BUUWAH."
or
"Stop whiping me masto BUWAH ill be a good lil niga BUWAH."
by Nick October 17, 2004
Get the Buwahmug. 
Who the hell left epakfokfal on the floor?
My, that's a lovely epakfokfal you have.
How many epakfokfal's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Darn! The toilet is clogged with epakfokfal again.
I heard if you stare at an epakfokfal for 10 minutes you go blind.
My, that's a lovely epakfokfal you have.
How many epakfokfal's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Darn! The toilet is clogged with epakfokfal again.
I heard if you stare at an epakfokfal for 10 minutes you go blind.
by Nick December 19, 2004
Get the epakfokfalmug. 1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.
I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.
Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.
Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.
by nick May 9, 2006
Get the peenermug. 1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.
2) A real sausage fest.
2) A real sausage fest.
"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."
"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."
"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."
by Nick February 4, 2004
Get the Elevator Dance Partymug. by Nick May 13, 2005
Get the john and jeff showmug.