school shopping

a more pleasant sounding term for masturbation

I really need to go school shopping after school.

by Nick August 31, 2004

A popa John

When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.

Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.

Josh pissed me off so i took my pizza and poppa john'ed him

by Nick April 12, 2006

dilznik

the DICK

What are you? Afraid of heights? Jump off the dilznik biotch

by Nick August 03, 2003

Mustang

The most bad ass vehicle ever engineered. This car has an incredibly large aftermarket and a huge following. Mustangs can usually be found in your own town burning rice rockets and camaros.

Isn't it interesting that Ford still makes the Mustang and GM quit making F-bodies in 2002!? Oh and Mustangs came out earlier too!!

by nick September 11, 2003

utah

45th state in the Union.
Settled by Mormons in 1847.
Home of the 4 m's
Mormons
Meth Labs
Mountains
Mini Vans
Capital City is Salt Lake City

Salt Lake City was host of the 2002 Olympic Winter Games

"Greatest Snow on Earth"

Yes, you can get a drink in Utah

by nick May 13, 2004

ayrton

ayrton senna (dead ace brazilian F1 driver) = tenner

Dave mate...lend us an ayrton so I can go to the pub

by nick February 20, 2004

bumlasers

A general, non-sensical, but highly satisfying curse.

Person A: Dude, my car was broken in to.
Person B: Bumlasers mate.

by Nick October 01, 2004