A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up
I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.
by Nick February 06, 2005
a french person derived during the war on terror.
by Nick November 07, 2004
a word to describe the on going stress of parents for no particular reason, except to release their untold stress upon others, usually their children.
Nick's dad John, took a shit on his bed. Nick said W T F mate? and his dad screamed that was the first step in taking responibility.
by Nick October 31, 2004
If something unbelieveable happens or is so unexpected and you cant believe your eyes, you can then say 'Mother of GOD!'
by Nick November 09, 2004
by nick May 05, 2005
A pair of trousers with a career behind them. Broats are most commonly seen on elderly retired army officers. Originally the broats were part of their best suit back in the thirties; then in the fifties they were demoted and used for gardening. Recently, pensions not being what they were, the broats have been called out of retirement and reinstated as part of the best suit again.
by Nick March 28, 2003
A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.
by Nick July 25, 2003