NICk's definitions

blown job

a job, usually done with this, that fails or does not work out as planned. Not to be confused with a blow job. A blown job can cause alot of problems for the person(s) who contracted the work.

Don't take a job unless you are going to do it right. A blown job can be disasterous.

by nick May 5, 2005

weird al

One of the cleverest musicans everywhere, because he makes a living by insulting other bands.

Weird al rules

by Nick February 21, 2004

groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".

I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.

by Nick October 13, 2003

dunkey

A Condom (Mainly used in South Wales, UK)

Mary found a used dunkey under her bed.

by Nick November 24, 2004

wass

a condition occurring when one sits on the damp ground and the moisture seeps through one's shorts or pants, leaving a brown spot resembling a poop stain.

"Oh no, I've got wass!" Nick exclaimed after sitting down to stretch with the rest of the baseball team.

by nick March 28, 2005

rolf harris

When engaging in anal sex and you take your thang out of your girl's butt and draw a charicature on her ass with it, this is known as performing a rolf harris.

Dude, last night I was shaggin' my mates bird when I rolf harris'd his face on her sweet cheeks.

by Nick June 19, 2006

Goose Eye

An organism with large or bulging eyes. Possibly induced by crack use of the mother. They tend to be very aggressive tward Asians, and vise versa.

More commonly used as a nick name for Nick and Siri, but can also be used as an insult.

Hey Goose Eye, sup?

You fuckin Goose Eye.

Haha lookit the silly Goosey Eye!

by Nick April 1, 2005