vaginavore

vag·in·a·vore (väg-in-a-vôr, -vr) n.
1. A vagina-eating person.
2. Any of various predatory, vagina-eating mammals of the order vaginavoras scruptuouscus, including the dogs, cats, weasels, hyenas among others of men prowling the city bars.
3. One who victimizes single women; a dating predator.
4. Any of a variety of vaginatarian carpet munching lesbians.
Matt just loves vagina, he scouts it out every weekend and goes home with it. Damn, he either needs a place to crash so he doesn't have to drive over the bridge every night or is a real vaginavore.
by nick December 28, 2005
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shopvac

A shopvac is a person who is exceptional at sucking, not sucking in a sense of being horrible, but sucking in a sense of sucking dick.
She's the biggest shopvac around.
by Nick December 05, 2004
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breasticles

n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.
"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"
by Nick March 29, 2004
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bearded clam

by nick April 11, 2003
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FFP

acronym for 'fat fucking pig'
born from alternate lyrics to the Van Halen song 'Beautifil Girl' when drunk in a strip club at 2am...

Typically used to describe a girl that is slightly overweight and looks slutty or slightly dirty or dumpy. The type of girl that many guys would say that they would not do, but everyone knows that most guys would givel the chance.
All I need is a fat fucking pig beautiful girl.
Ah, yeah! Fat fucking pig Beautiful girl.
by Nick April 15, 2004
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diesel

Northern term for Nasty, a minging student drink made of lager, cider and blackcurrant. See also Nasty
I got battered on Diesel last night
by Nick May 21, 2004
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apple computer

A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.
Arrg! This stupid Apple Computer always freezes!
by Nick July 07, 2003
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