NICK's definitions

dundee test

A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.

My mate: "I really fancy that Hilary Swank"
Me: "You've got to be joking. She'd never pass the dundee test!"

by Nick April 3, 2008

upbended

slang for fuckin someones sister

yo bro me and ur sister upbended all night

by nick May 13, 2005

toolgina

half tool half vagina; a very annoying wussy bitch person

Maaaaaan, Camille is such a toolgina the way he acts all the time annoying people and getting used by everyone.

by Nick December 10, 2003

P.H.A.T

If you want to be insensitive or just cruel to some anorexic person, say something such as "Anorexia is P.H.A.T."

Anorexia is P.H.A.T.

by Nick December 8, 2003

ruffneck

Any of the various jobs/assignments/persons in relations to offshore oil rigs / mining operations / various assignments with the quality/quantitiy of being unsafe/difficult/physical.

He had been one of Exxon/Mobile's famous ruffnecks, employed in the Bering Sea for twelve years.

by Nick February 22, 2004

dranken

the past tense act of drinking.

i broke my old record for the most consecutive cups of coffee dranken.

by Nick May 14, 2005

FUCK BUSH

To insert a penis into anothers pubic region. To rub ones vagina against anothers pubic region.

Are you going to fuck bush tonight?
No, thankyou. I'm fucking vagina.

by nick April 6, 2005