NICK's definitions

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

Cav

Brittish Slang for a Vauxhall Cavalier

No way can your Cav keep up with my Cossie.

by Nick December 6, 2004

goulies

umm. english slang 4 balls or bollocks

someone stamped on sam's goulies

by Nick February 1, 2004

binary

it's how computers talk, stupid! if you tried to communicate in binary it would look something like the example shown below. here's something interesting. 0001 = 1 0010 = 2 0011 = 3 0100 = 4 0101 = 5 0110 = 6 0111 = 7 now tell me how to write the numbers 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 , 15, and 16. if you can do that, you can read binary. GRATS! here's the point of it. by using only ones and 0's you can represent any base 10 number (what we use as humans) oh by tbe way, read snow crash for an idea of why it's a good thing that people's brains cannot directly read binary.

1011011010101100110101001011101010101011 what binary code might look like

by nick September 4, 2004

Broats

A pair of trousers with a career behind them. Broats are most commonly seen on elderly retired army officers. Originally the broats were part of their best suit back in the thirties; then in the fifties they were demoted and used for gardening. Recently, pensions not being what they were, the broats have been called out of retirement and reinstated as part of the best suit again.

by Nick March 28, 2003

flumpernickel

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.

Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?

by Nick July 25, 2003

rashawn

A person that sucks at social studies

uuuuuuuh????? mr B.

Yes Rashawn

uuuuuh, when are we taking the G unit test?

by nick January 31, 2005