NICK's definitions

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

by nick May 26, 2006

slip n' bleed from the anus

Is what they should have called the slip n' slide, would have been fun if dad checked for rocks.

Dane: "watch this ma'" *pttth, NOOOOOO! AHHHH!!!

by Nick May 7, 2005

Para

queer sadistic bitch that lives on the streets and gets more from cibe in the gutter then she does from her boyfriend ;)

I thought i told the para to get off my dirt farm..

by Nick June 27, 2003

P Town

a city in the bay area of california called Pinole

p-town is the place for straight gangstas

by nick May 10, 2005

ohio

Ohio is one of the best states in America, if not the best. We don't have to worry about messed up politicians or disasters (other than floods and a few tornadoes). There is a great balance of city attractions and countryside. People are generally nice and very opinionated. Lot of ethnic background in Ohio, one of the largest states in America. Great place to grow up if you live suburban Columbus; you get a mix of safety but all the good OSU parties. An yeah, definitely better than crappy-ass michigan.

Ohio is so much better than Michigan, pwned.

by Nick June 27, 2004

fur burgers

Yeah its from Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle

its reall a very very hair pussy... aka the "fur" part of it

The quote is really "Dude yeah im hungry for burgers, FUR BURGERS!"

by Nick April 5, 2005

Holy Torpedo

This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.

6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!

Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!

by Nick April 6, 2005