NATALIE's definitions

Jade Puget

The best guitarest ever. PERIOD. Oh and he's gorgeous and skinny and has bitchin' hair.

Jade Pudget is beautiful.

by Natalie January 9, 2004

spilt milk

a situation beyond preventative measure; beyond control. "don't cry over spilt milk"

janet saw her man with another woman, delegated it spilt milk, and promptly hit on his best friend.

by natalie May 27, 2004

fph

Future Potential Husband

His FPH rating is 9!!!

by natalie February 25, 2008

dirt bag

a guy or girl that fucks anybody and is dirty.

Kristy Byrd is the biggest dirt bag i know.

by natalie November 17, 2004

MMMBop

its a mili-second; shorter time frame than a mili-second

they left the building faster than an mmmbop

by natalie October 20, 2003

tarder monkeys

to be used like the saying "darn it" when you forget something, or you are frustrated

Tarder monkeys! I forgot my homework.

by Natalie March 7, 2004

land

to make your collar go back to it's regular position after it being popped. the opposite of fly

Lisa: it's a good thing that i made you land before anyone saw how ridiculous you looked when it was flying.
John: yeah i guess...but i thought that having it fly was cool
Lisa: no John...no

by Natalie February 3, 2005