That weird feeling when you’re slowly letting out a fart and it feels like bubble slowly inflating out of your asshole.
by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021
A family friendly film made by Pixar you can only find by searching through Google. It’s about an adorable eel making it’s way through a treacherous tunnel. Definitely recommend it if you’re looking for a film to watch with your auntie.
Son: Golly gee, I can’t decide what movie to watch…
Dad: Why son! Why don’t we watch Gusomilk?
Son: Oh boy! I love Gusomilk!
Dad: Why son! Why don’t we watch Gusomilk?
Son: Oh boy! I love Gusomilk!
by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021
The act of inserting a teabag attached to very long string into someone’s asshole until it reaches their stomach, then slowly pulling out the teabag, which will have absorbed a lot of the person’s inner colon and will have a foul grey-ish yellow texture similar to your mother’s homemade soup or grits.
by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021
Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.
Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper?
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*
by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021
by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021
HELP
by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021
The sound I make when I’m dragging my fat cock behind my ankles. The “boop” is from the darn thing constantly breaking shit every time I take a step.
by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021