Analbag

That weird feeling when you’re slowly letting out a fart and it feels like bubble slowly inflating out of your asshole.
“Yo Charlie! Hold up! I gotta squat and let this Analbag out, it’s annoying the shit out of me…”
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Gusomilk

A family friendly film made by Pixar you can only find by searching through Google. It’s about an adorable eel making it’s way through a treacherous tunnel. Definitely recommend it if you’re looking for a film to watch with your auntie.
Son: Golly gee, I can’t decide what movie to watch…

Dad: Why son! Why don’t we watch Gusomilk?

Son: Oh boy! I love Gusomilk!
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Soupstring

The act of inserting a teabag attached to very long string into someone’s asshole until it reaches their stomach, then slowly pulling out the teabag, which will have absorbed a lot of the person’s inner colon and will have a foul grey-ish yellow texture similar to your mother’s homemade soup or grits.
JESUS CHRIST THAT’S WHAT A SOUPSTRING IS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????”
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Hasta La Vista, Dipshit

Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.
Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper?
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*
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Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.
You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”
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HELP

THIS IS NOT A DEFINITION I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE GARAGE DOOR PLS CALL 911
HELP
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Swishboop

The sound I make when I’m dragging my fat cock behind my ankles. The “boop” is from the darn thing constantly breaking shit every time I take a step.
Co-Worker: Hey man, how’s w-WOAHSHIT *Falls over*
Me: Sorry man, I’m Swishboop’in, I can’t help it.
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