In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019
When you are in the middle of having sex with someone and their parent walks in on you. You know they would be pissed to see you fucking their kid so before they say anything and call the cops on you, you say “You’re next buddy!” Now the parent is in shock and you have about three seconds to put your clothes back on and getting the fuck outa dodge.
by My grandma just ate some prune April 19, 2019
by My grandma just ate some prune June 23, 2019
A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.
by My grandma just ate some prune April 08, 2019
Utah’s Version of Compton, but it’s crime rate is like 60% and Compton is like 97%. Just like how the best amusement park in California is either Six Flags or Disney Land and the best one in Utah is Lagoon, things in Utah are just not as extreme. West Valley City does get a few murder cases, it mostly is just drugs and pissed off red necks that commit those murders. Compton has Lots more gangs and has Mafia ran politics, that kind of stuff is not in West Valley City. Do keep in mind, it is still not a good place to raise your children, and you should not go out at night. Make sure you lock your doors and your gold, you won’t get robbed if you lock your doors. West Valley does have a lot of crime, but I can name twenty more cities in California that completely crushes West Valley’s crime rate.
Person1: I live in West Valley City, it’s such a scary place.
Person2: Bruh, my Grandma lives in Pleasant Grove California, stop being a bitch!
Person2: Bruh, my Grandma lives in Pleasant Grove California, stop being a bitch!
by My grandma just ate some prune June 23, 2019
When you and your significant other go into a room and take off all of your clothes but you don’t do anything. You just stare at each others naked bodies, you don’t even make out.
by My grandma just ate some prune March 27, 2020
by My grandma just ate some prune April 04, 2019