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Orange Gambling

Originating in Orange County California, you get a bunch of your friends and one really hot girl, then all of your friends start jizzing into separate plastic cups. Who ever jizzes the most into their cup will get their limp dick sucked on by the hot bitch after she gargles your jizz that was in your cup. The losers have to watch her blow the winner
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“Bowling”

To have sex with someone, usually use this term when you are asking someone to fuck in front of your parents, your friends or in front of children
Yo, you wanna go “Bowling” tonight, I am really good at it.
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Chip nigger

Person1: Yo, look at that chip nigger
Person2: Bruh, what the fuck.
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Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?
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Logan Johnson

A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.
This Logan Johnson on my neck makes it awkward to receive hickeys.
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Parental Overthrow

When you are in the middle of having sex with someone and their parent walks in on you. You know they would be pissed to see you fucking their kid so before they say anything and call the cops on you, you say “You’re next buddy!” Now the parent is in shock and you have about three seconds to put your clothes back on and getting the fuck outa dodge.
Parental Overthrow saved my life last night.
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Star Gazing

When you and your significant other go into a room and take off all of your clothes but you don’t do anything. You just stare at each others naked bodies, you don’t even make out.
So I was Star Gazing with Lisa, it was intense.
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