Definitions by My grandma just ate some prune

Star Gazing 

When you and your significant other go into a room and take off all of your clothes but you don’t do anything. You just stare at each others naked bodies, you don’t even make out.

So I was Star Gazing with Lisa, it was intense.

Star Gazing by My grandma just ate some prune March 27, 2020

Jackikazi 

A male person in the act masturbating at the top of a building just shooting his load at the poor unexpected subjects below.

I was just walking down the street and a jackikazi nailed me in the eye.

Jackikazi by My grandma just ate some prune December 10, 2019

Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

Morning Logging by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019

Chip nigger 

A derogatory term for a black man who has bad teeth.

Person1: Yo, look at that chip nigger
Person2: Bruh, what the fuck.

Chip nigger by My grandma just ate some prune June 22, 2019

West Valley City 

Utah’s Version of Compton, but it’s crime rate is like 60% and Compton is like 97%. Just like how the best amusement park in California is either Six Flags or Disney Land and the best one in Utah is Lagoon, things in Utah are just not as extreme. West Valley City does get a few murder cases, it mostly is just drugs and pissed off red necks that commit those murders. Compton has Lots more gangs and has Mafia ran politics, that kind of stuff is not in West Valley City. Do keep in mind, it is still not a good place to raise your children, and you should not go out at night. Make sure you lock your doors and your gold, you won’t get robbed if you lock your doors. West Valley does have a lot of crime, but I can name twenty more cities in California that completely crushes West Valley’s crime rate.

Person1: I live in West Valley City, it’s such a scary place.
Person2: Bruh, my Grandma lives in Pleasant Grove California, stop being a bitch!

West Valley City by My grandma just ate some prune June 22, 2019

Redassing

When you are getting abused by someone and you’ve just had enough so you fuck them harder than they had ever hit, kicked, punched, or slapped you before.

I was redassing that bitch ass bartender last night

Redassing by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

“Bowling” 

To have sex with someone, usually use this term when you are asking someone to fuck in front of your parents, your friends or in front of children

Yo, you wanna go “Bowling” tonight, I am really good at it.

“Bowling” by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019