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Onolatry

Literally: Worship of the Equus Asinus (common name ass or donkey.)

Figuratively: A preoccupation with or devotion to something considered stupid.
Literal: John practices Onolatry, and thus worships at the church of ass daily..

Figurative: John has an onolatry over schoolbusses. He keeps dancing around them and singing gibberish.
by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025
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Femfuckboy

A Femfuckboy is someone who identifies as both a Femboy and a Fuckboy. Very different from a Fuckfemboy.
Joe is a Femfuckboy.
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
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The Illuminati

The historical group known as the Bavarian “Illuminati” was a secret society founded on May 1st, 1776, in the Electorate of Bavaria. The society had stated goals including the opposition of religious and superstitious influences on public life, and fighting abuses of state power. Alongside Freemasonry, they were later outlawed in Bavaria by edict. Since then, the term is used to reference many groups that claim either direct or indirect lineage from the original Illuminati, as well as Freemasons and other groups under that umbrella.
Read the following to the tune of the chorus of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran:

I know a place that’s new,

Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,

Alex Jones is up in there too,

It’s the Illuminati,

Last night they were snorting glue,

Until their faces turned bright blue,

I think I saw David Icke up in there too,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Ooieooieooieooie,

It’s the Illuminati,

Everyday cooking up something brand new,

And now they’re gonna target you!
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
mugGet the The Illuminatimug.

Stankashit

An insult.
Jackson, Carl, you are both such stupid Stankashits!
by Musty Musk Man August 17, 2023
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Fuckfemboy

A Fuckfemboy is someone who identifies both as a Femboy and a Fuckboy. Very different from a Femfuckboy.
John is a Fuckfemboy.”
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
mugGet the Fuckfemboymug.

Flinstones Gummy

1.) Those little hard candies you eat once a day to grow up big and strong.

2.) Slang term for Ecstasy mixed with Ketamine.
1.) I must eat one Flinstones Gummy every day to grow up big and strong!

2.) I am chronically addicted to Flinstones Gummies.
by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023
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Threesome

An excuse for horny bastards on Urban Dictionary to post their amateur smut.
I looked up threesome in the Urbin Doctionary and all I saw was smut.
by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023
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