Musty Musk Man's definitions

Gruffalo

A fat hairy gigalo.

Look at that Gruffalo giving that dude head in the dark scary alley behind the Chinese food place!

by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

Femfuckboy

A Femfuckboy is someone who identifies as both a Femboy and a Fuckboy. Very different from a Fuckfemboy.

Joe is a Femfuckboy.

by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023

Threesome

An excuse for horny bastards on Urban Dictionary to post their amateur smut.

I looked up threesome in the Urbin Doctionary and all I saw was smut.

by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

Flinstones Gummy

1.) Those little hard candies you eat once a day to grow up big and strong.

2.) Slang term for Ecstasy mixed with Ketamine.

1.) I must eat one Flinstones Gummy every day to grow up big and strong!

2.) I am chronically addicted to Flinstones Gummies.

by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023

Fat Sloppy

A sex act involving hacking up a loogie into a fat persons belly button.

I gave Gerald a fat sloppy.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

tripping in the bathroom

What you do when you are single and broke

I am currently tripping in the bathroom good sir.

by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023

Wrecking Balling

Scissoring, but the participants (most likely lesbians, could also potentially involve a man,) are obese.

Gorlock the Destroyer and Haggis went wrecking balling for 48 hours straight.

by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025