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Definitions by Musty Musk Man

Chuck Lowe

The Chuck Lowe is a secret sex technique pioneered by its namesake. It is guaranteed to make any girl multi-orgasmic, and makes all women squirt, even if they are not a squirter. You perform this act by rhythmically moving your pecks in time with your stroke-game and letting out a long, sustained fart on low pressure, like a gas leak slowly filling a room. The fart is to valence your body for the release. Upon your climax, force your penis upwards into the roof of the vaginal cavity, increase the gas of the fart, and simultaneously jam your thumb in her ass, twards your penis, in a move called the pincher.

The Chuck Lowe requires years of training to perform and decades of training to master. The only place you can train this technique properly is in a secret dojo in the Appalachian Mountains, lead by Chuck himself. Most fail, but some true legends succeed. These brave men are known as Lowed Blowers.
I am not able to perform the Chuck Lowe, as I am not a Sex Wizard
Chuck Lowe by Musty Musk Man December 22, 2025

Naughty Nelly

A variation on the Slovakian Traffic Cone (STC) in which elephant diarrhea is mixed with the piss, shit, boogers, earwax, puke, etc.
Tony and Sheila performed a Naughty Nelly at the bar in front of 100 burly men.
Naughty Nelly by Musty Musk Man December 22, 2025

Dreamland Express

A sex act involving knocking someone out with a punch to the face at the moment of climax.
Mike gave me a dreamland express and now I have a black eye.
Dreamland Express by Musty Musk Man December 22, 2025

Breastmog 

When a macromastial woman makes a flat-chested woman feel self-conscious and/or insecure about herself due to the size difference in their tits. Breastmogging can lead to Breast Envy in the less endowed of the two.

The a similar concept applies to the ass of women, and is called Assmogging.
I will breastmog someone.

Charlotte breastmogged laura.

Karin is breastmogging Kendra.
Breastmog by Musty Musk Man October 5, 2025

Doha Steamer 

A Multi-Millionaire/Billionaire from the Middle East that flies Instagram models, pornstars, Onlyfans creators, and pretty much any woman that’s up to it, to where they live (almost always Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, or Bahrain,) in order to engage in sexual intercourse, especially if said intercourse involves scat play and/or other shit related fetishes.
Instagram model Kylie Frank was hired by a Doha Steamer to shit on his chest while he sucked on her tongue.
Doha Steamer by Musty Musk Man June 27, 2025

Chimney Sweep 

A white man who only dates and has sex with black women.
In essence a male snow bunny.
Josh has only dated black chicks for three years, he’s a chimney sweep.
Chimney Sweep by Musty Musk Man April 11, 2025

Wakey Leaks 

A college football scandal involving the Wake Forest Demon Deacons playbook being stolen and given to their opponents by one of their assistant coaches, Tommy Elrod.
Wakey Leaks was the scandal that should have rocked the college football world.
Wakey Leaks by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025