A hybrid genre of music mixing classic American country (ie Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, maybe even as far up as Garth Brooks,) with traditional pirate Sea Shanties. Traditional instruments of the genre include Accordion, Banjo, Hurdy-Gurdy, Guitar, Upright Bass, Drums, and Fiddle. Lyrical content includes a broad range of topics such as drinking songs, love songs, songs about exploration and pioneering on both land and sea, songs about horses, songs about seahorses, and much else. Examples of popular bands include Captain Sheriff, Yeharrr, Star and Crossbones, the Rum Runners, the Salty Spitoons, and Sixshooter Blunderbuss.
My favorite Cowshanty song is “Ode to my Rum Bottle” by the Dusty Dinghies, off their album “Wagons to ye Starbord Side, Partner-Matey.”
by Musty Musk Man October 27, 2024
by Musty Musk Man June 06, 2023
by Musty Musk Man June 06, 2023
A Fuckfemboy is someone who identifies both as a Femboy and a Fuckboy. Very different from a Femfuckboy.
“John is a Fuckfemboy.”
by Musty Musk Man July 06, 2023
James Michael Tait is a former truck driver and notorious zoophile who was involved in the Enumclaw Horse Sex Case. More specifically, he was the man who filmed the “Mr. Hands” video.
Before the filming of the video, Tait had been anally penetrated by the same horse (referred to as “Big Dick”) that would fuck a man to death on camera, with Tait as the cameraman. He would later be charged with Breaking and Entering in the 1st degree into the farm where this occurred (not into the horse) as the farm owners did not know he was there. He entered an Alford Plea and was sentenced to one day of community service and a 300 dollar fine (plus a suspended one year jail sentence.) Police also seized hundreds of hours of zoophilia porn, all of men having sex with various livestock at the farm.
Later, in Maury County, Tennessee, Tait and another man were arrested for having sex with a stud horse on multiple occasions over several months. He plead guilty and was sentenced to probation.
Before the filming of the video, Tait had been anally penetrated by the same horse (referred to as “Big Dick”) that would fuck a man to death on camera, with Tait as the cameraman. He would later be charged with Breaking and Entering in the 1st degree into the farm where this occurred (not into the horse) as the farm owners did not know he was there. He entered an Alford Plea and was sentenced to one day of community service and a 300 dollar fine (plus a suspended one year jail sentence.) Police also seized hundreds of hours of zoophilia porn, all of men having sex with various livestock at the farm.
Later, in Maury County, Tennessee, Tait and another man were arrested for having sex with a stud horse on multiple occasions over several months. He plead guilty and was sentenced to probation.
by Musty Musk Man October 25, 2024
A torture device involving 4 screws and a rock. The man is screwed to the rock with the screws, and then bit repeatedly.
by Musty Musk Man November 23, 2022
The Slovakian Traffic Cone (or STC) is a sexual activity involving a large, preferably yellow, traffic cone. The cone doesn’t have to be Slovakian in origin, but it is highly recommended. Their are two people needed, a “giver” and a “mixer.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:
1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.
3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.
4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.
5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.
6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.
3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.
4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.
5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.
6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
by Musty Musk Man November 23, 2022