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Literally: Worship of the Equus Asinus (common name ass or donkey.)
Figuratively: A preoccupation with or devotion to something considered stupid.
Figuratively: A preoccupation with or devotion to something considered stupid.
Literal: John practices Onolatry, and thus worships at the church of ass daily..
Figurative: John has an onolatry over schoolbusses. He keeps dancing around them and singing gibberish.
Figurative: John has an onolatry over schoolbusses. He keeps dancing around them and singing gibberish.
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Read the following to the tune of the chorus of “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran:
I know a place that’s new,
Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,
Alex Jones is up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Last night they were snorting glue,
Until their faces turned bright blue,
I think I saw David Icke up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Everyday cooking up something brand new,
And now they’re gonna target you!
I know a place that’s new,
Where reptilians butt-fuck Jews,
Alex Jones is up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Last night they were snorting glue,
Until their faces turned bright blue,
I think I saw David Icke up in there too,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Ooieooieooieooie,
It’s the Illuminati,
Everyday cooking up something brand new,
And now they’re gonna target you!
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2.) Slang term for Ecstasy mixed with Ketamine.
2.) Slang term for Ecstasy mixed with Ketamine.
1.) I must eat one Flinstones Gummy every day to grow up big and strong!
2.) I am chronically addicted to Flinstones Gummies.
2.) I am chronically addicted to Flinstones Gummies.
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