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Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.
I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.
by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023
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Onolatry

Literally: Worship of the Equus Asinus (common name ass or donkey.)

Figuratively: A preoccupation with or devotion to something considered stupid.
Literal: John practices Onolatry, and thus worships at the church of ass daily..

Figurative: John has an onolatry over schoolbusses. He keeps dancing around them and singing gibberish.
by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025
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Fat Sloppy

A sex act involving hacking up a loogie into a fat persons belly button.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
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tripping in the bathroom

What you do when you are single and broke
I am currently tripping in the bathroom good sir.
by Musty Musk Man May 24, 2023
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No Woman No Cry

A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.

Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.

It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
I just dumped that dumb bitch Sherry, no woman no cry!”
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
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Femfuckboy

A Femfuckboy is someone who identifies as both a Femboy and a Fuckboy. Very different from a Fuckfemboy.
Joe is a Femfuckboy.
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
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Threesome

An excuse for horny bastards on Urban Dictionary to post their amateur smut.
I looked up threesome in the Urbin Doctionary and all I saw was smut.
by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023
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