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Onolatry

Literally: Worship of the Equus Asinus (common name ass or donkey.)

Figuratively: A preoccupation with or devotion to something considered stupid.
Literal: John practices Onolatry, and thus worships at the church of ass daily..

Figurative: John has an onolatry over schoolbusses. He keeps dancing around them and singing gibberish.
by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025
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Wordington is Healing

When a post of an oiled up black man shaking his booty is posted to the subreddit r/Wordington, thus cleansing the inhabitants of Wordington from their sins.
Someone just posted the Thugshaker, Wordington is healing.
by Musty Musk Man April 12, 2024
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Washington Monument

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.
My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!
by Musty Musk Man November 24, 2022
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Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.
I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.
by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023
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Fat Sloppy

A sex act involving hacking up a loogie into a fat persons belly button.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
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No Woman No Cry

A line originally from a Bob Marley song of the same name about comforting a woman and saying that he will come back for her. Ironically, it is now used by young bachelors around the world as a slogan about how they don’t need female companionship, romance, or sex, thus also making it the opposite of the line “All The Single Ladies.” It is also used a lot upon dumping a girl.

Recently, both the gay and transgender male communities have caught on to using this slogan as well. The gay community sees it as saying they are happy not dating women, and the trans male community uses it to distance themselves from the gender they identified as previously.

It is worth noting, however, that many women find this line offensive, sexist, and even as possible sexual harassment due to the fact they feel it ostracizes and dehumanizes them as objects. Most sensible people, however, have called them out on this clearly bullshit excuse.
I just dumped that dumb bitch Sherry, no woman no cry!”
by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023
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Wrecking Balling

Scissoring, but the participants (most likely lesbians, could also potentially involve a man,) are obese.
Gorlock the Destroyer and Haggis went wrecking balling for 48 hours straight.
by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025
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