Musty Musk Man's definitions

Wordington is Healing

When a post of an oiled up black man shaking his booty is posted to the subreddit r/Wordington, thus cleansing the inhabitants of Wordington from their sins.

Someone just posted the Thugshaker, Wordington is healing.

by Musty Musk Man April 12, 2024

Femfuckboy

A Femfuckboy is someone who identifies as both a Femboy and a Fuckboy. Very different from a Fuckfemboy.

Joe is a Femfuckboy.

by Musty Musk Man July 5, 2023

Threesome

An excuse for horny bastards on Urban Dictionary to post their amateur smut.

I looked up threesome in the Urbin Doctionary and all I saw was smut.

by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

Onolatry

Literally: Worship of the Equus Asinus (common name ass or donkey.)

Figuratively: A preoccupation with or devotion to something considered stupid.

Literal: John practices Onolatry, and thus worships at the church of ass daily..

Figurative: John has an onolatry over schoolbusses. He keeps dancing around them and singing gibberish.

by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025

Washington Monument

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.

My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!

by Musty Musk Man November 24, 2022

Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.

I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.

by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023

Wrecking Balling

Scissoring, but the participants (most likely lesbians, could also potentially involve a man,) are obese.

Gorlock the Destroyer and Haggis went wrecking balling for 48 hours straight.

by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025