Murdoc Kylburne's definitions

ass-o'-ass

This is what actually stands for the abbreviation S.O.S., which is either "ass on ass" or "ass of ass". When your vessel is in distress in the middle of a deep green sea, both versions are true.

Radio transmission: Our ship has lost control, we are adrift, without rudders we are sure to crush! Ass-o'-ass! Ass-o'-ass!

by Murdoc Kylburne April 13, 2020

Cheese us Chrispe!

Euphimistic exclamation "Jesus Christ" pronounced in a company of liberals, atheists, agnostics and other non-believers.

- Biden wins.
- Cheese us Chrispe! We're all doomed.

by Murdoc Kylburne March 9, 2021

mother4care

Euphemism 4 motherfucker.

Don't mess with Dick. He's such a dick and mother4care.

by Murdoc Kylburne May 10, 2021

Normalcy

Normalcy is perversion. Normality is OK. If a speaker is a pervert, normalcy is ok for the speaker, but not for us, normal people. Being black/red/yellow/brown/white is normal.

Respecting women, old people, children, people with some health conditions is normal. Claiming perverts normal people is a new normalcy, i.e. perversion that is, should be banned in civilised societies.

by Murdoc Kylburne June 1, 2020

Beer fear

Mass hysteria connected with corona virus phobia. Ironically, the virus is called the same name as some shitty Mexican beer.

- Wanna go to bar and have a coupla beers with me?
- Nah, I got an acute case of beer fear.

by Murdoc Kylburne March 17, 2020

hitlery clittorn

A radical fascist feminist dictator wannabe that ran for POTUS in 2016, but lost to a radical misogynist Tronald Dump.

Did you vote for hitlery clittorn in 2016? Oh, I see, you have a brain cancer.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 19, 2017

PR-ace

1. Ace in public relations, like Edward Bernays himself, 100% pro, level 9999999, god of PR.
2. Faggot. Not gay. Not homosexual. Faggot. A very bad person.

- Do you know who Edward Bernays was?
- Yeah, he was a real PR-ace.
- True!

by Murdoc Kylburne May 4, 2019