Mumble Tumpkin's definitions

Retardone

A dead retard.

That retardone needs a gravestone made of paper mache.

by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018

Retardid

A retard just did that. That happened.

That retardid spelldid his name for the first time then watched Teletubbies for 16 hours straight.

by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018

Mexicannot

The slogan on Trump's border wall signs.

Pedro: "I went to immigration, but the sign said, 'Mexicannot.'"
Pedro's brother, Guadlupo: "That's fair, turn around and live a life of poverty and spicy hookah."

by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018

Vagineer

A person who received a Bachelor of Science in Vagriculture from Cornell University, writing a thesis on non-chemical alternatives to Vagisil, for whom the pressure of loan debt required a career progression into vaginal reconstruction.

Mary: "I just had twins, naturally, and while my pussy aches and requires secondary treatment by a vagiculturalist, I still want to be tight."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."

by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018