Mumble Tumpkin's definitions

Retardid

A retard just did that. That happened.

That retardid spelldid his name for the first time then watched Teletubbies for 16 hours straight.

by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018

Retardone

A dead retard.

That retardone needs a gravestone made of paper mache.

by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018

Mexicannot

The slogan on Trump's border wall signs.

Pedro: "I went to immigration, but the sign said, 'Mexicannot.'"
Pedro's brother, Guadlupo: "That's fair, turn around and live a life of poverty and spicy hookah."

by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018

Vagineer

A person who received a Bachelor of Science in Vagriculture from Cornell University, writing a thesis on non-chemical alternatives to Vagisil, for whom the pressure of loan debt required a career progression into vaginal reconstruction.

Mary: "I just had twins, naturally, and while my pussy aches and requires secondary treatment by a vagiculturalist, I still want to be tight."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."

by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018