Mugwump's definitions

Chocolate starfish

The imprint of an anus that has not been sufficiently wiped clean.

Somebody's left a starfish on the bogseat.

by Mugwump November 10, 2004

smoothie

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.

Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.

by mugwump November 16, 2004

tossrag

A rag used for cleaning up the sperm that is emitted through masturbation.
This word may also be used as an insult,relates to TOSSER.
Commonly used in male teenage circles,possibly originating in 1980's.

"I've shot off and haven't got a TOSSRAG.I'll have to use this old sock"

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

mingebinge

A sex session,quite likely involving cunnilingus.A BINGE ON THE MINGE.

"I had a good MINGEBINGE last night,but feels like I've been licking sandpaper."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

twat

1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

poncing

1.Slang for begging.
2.Going around giving oneself heirs,as though one amounts to something,ie:PONCING about
3.A fellow acting in an effeminate manner,the same as MINCING.

1."I was skint so I had to go PONCING up money for some booze."
2."Look at that tosser poncing around in his ford capri".
3."What a poncing gaylord."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

shagwagon

A car customised for the purposes of performing intercouse within.Or just a car that is mainly used for that purpose.

"I'd better make sure there's no cax lying around in the SHAGWAGON my Mrs's'll kill me."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004