Cheneyed

Verb:

1) To shoot your friend in the face, and get them to apologize for being in the way of your gun when it went off.

2) To live in a cage so rich people can come and shoot you.

"When she said "we need to talk," I felt like I was being Cheneyed.

by Mugger Jack March 02, 2012

Flop

Verb: To be checked in to get work at longshore dispatch and fail to be there to get your job, causing the job to go to the next person in line.

After a hot date last night, I was too tired to go to work and decided to flop instead.

by Mugger Jack September 17, 2009

Reep

Verb: Calling somebody else to come take your place doing something you agreed to do. Origin: "Calling a replacement" as a longshoreman.

I got into a pissing contest with the other swingman, so I decided to reep the job out.

by Mugger Jack September 19, 2009

Glastonbury Experience

N: An attempt to make a wonderfully romantic moment where absolutely everything goes completely wrong from the get go, and having a good outcome anyway.

Inspired by Graham Norton

"I took my date out and gave her a lovely Glastonbury Experience where food poisoning morphed into lovemaking."

by Mugger Jack August 12, 2009