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Hey man, is sooo not a cobweb!
by Mudit January 31, 2005
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When a person hasn't talked for a while, so their voice sounds like they need to clear their throat.
Adam has cobwebs because he plays counter-strike 24/7 instead of talking.
by desert fox December 04, 2005
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not getting laid; not using your "male parts"; opposite of N.N.U; settling for not good looking girls to "get some"
1: heyy connor you haven't gotten laid yet? you need to get rid of those cob webs
2: i'm starting to get cob webs dude
4: dude your the man you stay keepin the cob webs off
5: N.N.U never have cob webs
6: i'm starting to get cob webbed dude... Dain i need you and Corbett to help me get girls
7: connor you the only one with cob webs you cant sit here
8: dude just hit up black tooth, shes guaranteed to clean those cob webs off, i mean like 7 of us got it in
by N.N.U March 28, 2010
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A state of being to describe a vulva that hasn't seen any cock action for many years.
She has cobwebs in her coochie.
by Marjor E December 04, 2006
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The Cobweb is the result of a girl being caught by surprise by a man's sudden and unexpected ejaculation landing on the other's face, after either hand stimulation or pulling off early during a blow job.
While Jane was playing with Tommy's stick, she didn't realize she was walking in to a cob web as Tommy was giving no hint as to how close he was to coming...SPLAT! Jane had just received her first cob web.
by Jabba Tobe March 23, 2004
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The hanging, draping, or stringing of cum on a girl's (or guy's if that is how you role) eye brow to their cheek.

Other acceptable placements.

Chin to neck, shoulder, or chest.
Eye brow to to nose or eyelash.
Nose to lip, cheek, or chin.
Girl: "Oh no, its dripping onto my chest!"
Guy: "Let it go babe. You just got a cobweb".
Girl: "I've been cobwebbed!"
by SFB aka the hardcourt killa December 05, 2011
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during intercourse, after a male ejactulates into his hand, he slaps the female in the face, and tells them that you're through, and that he is breaking up with her.
"he gave me the cobweb, instead of just telling me that we're through"
by george 117 January 07, 2008
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