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to skeet on a womans ass cheeks and spread them creating strings connecting the cheeks
cob web by Cr4sh March 4, 2009

Web of Cob

any replicated variety of a spider’s Cob Web
During the Hallo’s of Ween, I decorate my house with a multitude of Web of Cob.
Web of Cob by Horizonogre November 8, 2019

cob webs 

not getting laid; not using your "male parts"; opposite of N.N.U; settling for not good looking girls to "get some"
1: heyy connor you haven't gotten laid yet? you need to get rid of those cob webs
2: i'm starting to get cob webs dude
4: dude your the man you stay keepin the cob webs off
5: N.N.U never have cob webs
6: i'm starting to get cob webbed dude... Dain i need you and Corbett to help me get girls
7: connor you the only one with cob webs you cant sit here
8: dude just hit up black tooth, shes guaranteed to clean those cob webs off, i mean like 7 of us got it in
cob webs by N.N.U March 29, 2010

cobwebs on her pussy 

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.
Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?

cobweb crack 

oh where to begin...picture this: a hot, humid day...you're workin up a nice, sticky sweat for hours and hours without a break. you go to bend over or sit and ever so gently you feel this pricking tug between your swampy moist butt cheeks. you wonder what could it be? a tick? a mosquito? but deep down you know, you know exactly what it is. when you woke at the crack of dawn and did your number in the bathroom, you wiped too hard, using too much toilet paper. This left pills in your sliver which when combined with a hot summer's day and sweat creates a cobweb crack that pulls and pinches with sudden movements. yes folks, ouch is right. but remember, now that you know you can prevent this from happening. a washcloth and water are useful tools after #2's. HELPFUL HINT: a quick swipe with your finger can snap the web...BEWARE: finger might reek of old poop and farts.i forgot to mention its the toilet paper that gets stuck to your butt hairs and pulls to create the pain.
"Ouch, man I just felt a massive prick." "Who you callin prick, Johnny?" "No man, in my butt crack." "Oh come on, not a again, you got cobweb crack again today?" "My alarm clock didn't go off again and you're always early" "I guess you better do the manual snap" "Just don't complain when you get a wiff at lunch when I'm sharin my chips with ya."
cobweb crack by jerry james June 25, 2007

cobweb dick 

someone who's never had any sexual experiences.
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