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Definitions by Muddy Trump

As for bifter. A joint, a fat one, a doob....
Yo, rack up a bim dude!
Bim by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011

Escalator 

A stupid person, a retard. If you're still not sold just put your tongue between your front teeth and say 'Escalator!'
Woah, I just missed my mouth with my beer, what an escalator!
Escalator by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011

Monkey town

Well known name for East Cowes, a small town on the Isle of Wight inhabited by people with 6 fingers and extremely limited self respect
We're just entering monkey town, roll yer windows up!
Monkey town by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011

Gnats knob 

Smallest unit of measurement known to man
I was a gnats knob away from catching that fucker who nicked my horse box
Gnats knob by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011