Muddy Funster's definitions

Trump

1. v. to fart
2. v. to out do, especially in card games
3. n. 46th best US president
4. n. 8,973,286,932nd best human being alive today

That massive fartI did the other day that cleared out the room? Still more likable than Donald Trump

by Muddy Funster April 14, 2022

Bollingbrooks

Testicles. Can be used anywhere you'd use bollocks if you want to sound vaguely Elizabethan.

Will, thou don't half talk a load of old bollingbrooks.

by Muddy Funster December 10, 2020

Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.

Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?

by Muddy Funster July 25, 2017

Verniggular

1. Any word that black people use (but probably shouldn't) to describe another black person that non-black people should definitely not use - e.g. nigga, niglet, etc
2. Any word that SJWs assume is a racist slur because it includes 'nig' in it, but isn't - e.g. niggle (mild but persistent annoyance), niggard (miserly person), or Nigel (pretty much the whitest name a bloke can have)

Did you hear that Bob got canned for racism because he told the boss he had a niggling back pain?
Was that Backpain Bob, or Robbie the Racist?
What do you think?
Shit man, Bob was cool. Boss has his verniggular all wrong. My man Graf Nigel can probably hook him up with another job though.
'Graf' Nigel?
Yeah, poor guy kept getting a beatdown halfway through tagging his name, so not the full 'Graffiti'

by Muddy Funster June 2, 2023

Trump

Fart, break wind, toot, expel flatus.

Not even the stupidest thing about The Donald

All those Brussels Sprouts are gonna make me trump my taint off

by Muddy Funster August 1, 2019