Youth Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who definitely fucks children and certainly has indecent images of them on his computer

We've caught another paedo guys.
Priest or Pastor this time?
Youth Pastor...
Well the clue's in the name... why do parents let this happen?

by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

Trump

1. v. to fart
2. v. to out do, especially in card games
3. n. 46th best US president
4. n. 8,973,286,932nd best human being alive today

That massive fartI did the other day that cleared out the room? Still more likable than Donald Trump

by Muddy Funster April 14, 2022

Trump

Fart, break wind, toot, expel flatus.

Not even the stupidest thing about The Donald

All those Brussels Sprouts are gonna make me trump my taint off

by Muddy Funster August 1, 2019

Snorice

A term used in IT development to describe customer requirements that change every day and often don't appear to be grounded in reality.

The updated requirements came in this morning. They're totally snorice.

by Muddy Funster June 5, 2014

Verniggular

1. Any word that black people use (but probably shouldn't) to describe another black person that non-black people should definitely not use - e.g. nigga, niglet, etc
2. Any word that SJWs assume is a racist slur because it includes 'nig' in it, but isn't - e.g. niggle (mild but persistent annoyance), niggard (miserly person), or Nigel (pretty much the whitest name a bloke can have)

Did you hear that Bob got canned for racism because he told the boss he had a niggling back pain?
Was that Backpain Bob, or Robbie the Racist?
What do you think?
Shit man, Bob was cool. Boss has his verniggular all wrong. My man Graf Nigel can probably hook him up with another job though.
'Graf' Nigel?
Yeah, poor guy kept getting a beatdown halfway through tagging his name, so not the full 'Graffiti'

by Muddy Funster June 2, 2023