Definitions by Muckyfingers82

Stonker 

When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’

I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.

Stonker by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022

Munt Off 

Munt off is to wank off or to wank on someone else

I can’t stop munting off to porn

I like to munt off on my girlfriend’s big tits

Munt Off by Muckyfingers82 May 28, 2022

Butter your nut 

After you cum on a girls tits, face or body and use your cock to spread the cum like butter on bread.

Butter your nut all over my huge tits baby

Butter your nut by Muckyfingers82 November 1, 2021

Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

Squeezing toothpaste by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021

Spaffers 

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

Trojan Tusk 

A big meaty cock

Wow that a massive Trojan tusk in his pants

Trojan Tusk by Muckyfingers82 July 31, 2021

hammerhorn 

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum

I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock

hammerhorn by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021