Definitions by Muckyfingers82
Stonker
When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
Stonker by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022
Munt Off
Munt Off by Muckyfingers82 May 28, 2022
Butter your nut
After you cum on a girls tits, face or body and use your cock to spread the cum like butter on bread.
Butter your nut by Muckyfingers82 November 1, 2021
Squeezing toothpaste
When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
Squeezing toothpaste by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021
Spaffers
Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021
Trojan Tusk
Trojan Tusk by Muckyfingers82 July 31, 2021
hammerhorn
hammerhorn by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021