Mtg187's definitions

Detroit dumptruck

When you fuck a girl with a dildo while she taking a shit

That crazy bitch wanted me to give her a Detroit dumptruck

by Mtg187 March 19, 2020

Fiery trumpet

After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.

"Had a fun date bro gave Samanta the old fiery trumpet"

by Mtg187 September 19, 2017

Ego miner

A person that lacks self confidence and constantly mines the conversation for compliments.

Steve is such a ego miner, he must be really insecure about himself.

by Mtg187 March 20, 2017

Unicorn ninja

A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her

Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.

by Mtg187 July 9, 2022

That crease

The spot or the zone also can mean your block or area which you are very fond of.

We was On the block in that crease

by Mtg187 February 28, 2020

Meat wallet

A cozy, womans vagina

Dude her meat wallet was nice!, i hit that last night

by Mtg187 March 28, 2017

Blarg

When you feel like blah and are slightly irritated about It

Today was a rough day, blarg!

by Mtg187 May 8, 2022