heebies

Uncommon abbreviation for heebie-jeebies.

See example under heebie-jeebies

by Msquared May 26, 2003

Three Monocle

When a basketball player uses only one hand to create the commonly-referenced "three-goggles" after making a three pointer. The gesture is made by putting the okay sign (a circle made from your thumb and index finger, with other three fingers outwards) up to only one eye, Mr. Peanut style.

Wow, Kevin Durant's on fire tonight - he even busted out a Three Monocle after his 4th trey!

by msquared December 13, 2012

chip tax

The legitimate theft of potato chips from one's friends and colleagues. The thief will usually utter the phrase "chip tax" while stealing the chips. Uttering thae phrase "chip tax" while stealing someone's chips gives the thief immunity for the theft. This is a specific variant of yoink and is related to tax (steal sense)

John uttered the magic phrase "chip tax" while stuffing his mouth full of a handful of my chips.

by Msquared March 14, 2003

The Wall

An easier way to refer to the corporate giant Wal-Mart.

Q: Where did you get that shirt?
A: At The Wall.

by Msquared October 20, 2004

heebie-jeebies

The feeling of shivers down your spine, or the hair on the back of your neck rising. Usually used in reference to something scary (common usage), but can also be used in reference to something gross or stomach-churning (rare usage).

Walking through the cemetary at night gives me the heebie-jeebies.

by Msquared May 26, 2003

Moben Joke

When a joke is so bad you have to refer to it as a 'moben joke', this is the epitome of shitness.

"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."

by MSquared March 23, 2012

date

(verb) 1) to kick someone in the bum, or 2) to shove something up someone's bum. The example demonstrates sense 2.

If you touch my girlfriend, I'm going to date you with a baseball bat.

by Msquared March 20, 2003