Captain Obvious

A person who states the evident to the exasperation of others.

You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain.

Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"

You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"

by Ms. Jenkins July 4, 2007

replyicide

Occurs when you humiliate yourself and or devastate your career by inadvertantly replying to the wrong person or (worse, yet) mistakenly hitting the "reply to all" button in an email.

The boss was not laughing when he fired David after the embarrassing replyicide episode.

by Ms. Jenkins July 24, 2007

Social media death row

When a social media account is permanently disabled

Twitter put @realDonaldTrump on social media death row.

by Ms. Jenkins January 8, 2021

Junkity Junk

Something that you do not want to receive or hear. More than junk, it is über junk.

"I do not want to hear junkity junk excuses."

"Don't bring me junkity junk and expect to get paid."

"It can be on sale for 99% off, I am not buying that junkity junk."

by Ms. Jenkins March 7, 2012

spelless

Occurs when you are no longer able to spell due to a dependence on computers, word processing programs, auto correct, and or spell check. Spelless is a combination of the words spell and less.

Technology has left me spelless.

My spellessness has left me fearful of pen and paper.

Question: How do you spell Parliament?
Answer: Sorry, I am spelless.

by Ms. Jenkins September 2, 2012