Disknow

To not know what the person you are listening to is talking about.

I was helping my wife Lenore with the dishes, but when she started talking about how to properly clean spoons, I literally disknow what the fuck she’s talking about.

Disknow by MrRogersSweater November 22, 2019

dissnowpointment 

The deep sadness felt when forecasted snow does not fall or accumulate as anticipated. Most commonly impacts inhabitants of the Pacific Northwest, west of the Cascade Mountains.

"There was city-wide dissnowpointment when the weather advisory was wrong. Again. And everyone had to go to work and school as usual."

"Dissnowpointment was widely shared on-line, with pictures posted of bare pavement and captions about school closures in Portland and Seattle."

dissnowpointment by ella_dude January 28, 2012

Diskowarts 

1. Warts attained while jigging at the disco; Buttwarts

2. a song by the Giraffes

1. You: Get away from me giirrrll, I see yo got them diskowarts!
Girl: Cmon, touch my Diskowarts
You: Fuck no! *and smack her in the face with your own diskowarts*

2.wow i really like this song diskowarts by the Giraffes, i'm gunna go post this on urbandictionary.com

Diskowarts by Dr. Howell April 12, 2009