pp

When a penis is so small, You can't justify calling it anything otherwise.

I was going to have sex with Danny last night, But when he pulled it out I realized he had a pp. He was so tiny I had to laugh.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 14, 2019

Windchimes

When a sloppy floppy vagina hangs low resembling windchimes

She had a nasty pussy. She had windchimes in between her legs.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 04, 2019

Peanuteater

When a cock is so big you don't know if you should suck it or feed it a peanut

He was huge and I don't think I can handle his peanuteater

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 04, 2019

Crick

A small flowing waterway in a rural, Or recheck prominent area.

Well billybob imma gonna go get me some a den fancy weeds for mamma at da crick.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 18, 2019

Ashcock

When a penis looks like a lit cigarette that needs to be ashed. Also commonly referred to as a smock.

His penis was weird looking, And gray. I didn't know if I should suck it, Or smoke it. He had ashcock.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 01, 2019

Bekfuss

A mentally retarded person

Oh bless.your heart child your a bekfuss boy

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 04, 2019

Shlort

A penis too short to be a shlong so its a short

He was small in the pants. He has a shlort.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 04, 2019