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Xboner

XBONER is a word commonly used by PC and PlayStation fans to make fun of the Xbox One.
Guy 1: Hey look there is the new Xbox One
Guy 1: I am going to buy it.
Guy 2: No you should get a PlayStation 4.
Guy 3: Don't get an XBONER or GayStation 4, get a PC to play games on.
Guy 1: I DONT WANT A GAYSTATION OR PC, I WANT AN XBOX ONE
Guy 2: You know he is gay, right?
Guy 3: Yeah he is gay, also you are gay for liking the GayStation 4
by MrDylanyay December 7, 2015
mugGet the Xbonermug.

Chevron

A name for over-expensive gasoline
Guy1: Lets go to Chevron to get some gas.
Guy2: No that Shell across the street is a dollar cheaper.
by MrDylanyay May 15, 2016
mugGet the Chevronmug.

Apple

A company that died with Steve Jobs. The company turned to shit when Tim Cook, a faggot, started ruling over the company. Now they make phones without headphone jacks, and laptops without regular USB Type-A ports
Advertisement: Look at the amazing new iPhone 7 and the new Macbook Pro
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
by MrDylanyay March 2, 2017
mugGet the Applemug.

OFC

Person 1: Do you want to eat at OFC?
Person 2: What is OFC?
Person 1: Obama Fried Chicken

Person 2: Hell YEAH
by MrDylanyay July 4, 2016
mugGet the OFCmug.

Powerstroke

What you give your friend after he tows your Ford off the side of the road.
Friend: So how are you paying me for taking your piece of shit off the side of the road.
Ford owner: I'll give you a Powerstroke.
Friend: *unzips pants*
by MrDylanyay March 15, 2020
mugGet the Powerstrokemug.

DMCA

The main reason why America's copyright system sucks. The DMCA is also why YouTube doesn't have any type of fair use.
Guy1: My YouTube video got a DMCA takedown.
Guy2: We need to get rid of these DMCA copyright laws.
Rich Corporate Dick: I like the DMCA because it falls in favor of my corporation.
Guy1 and 2: FUCK YOU CORPORATE DICK
by MrDylanyay June 19, 2016
mugGet the DMCAmug.

Jacob Sartorius

a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits
Guy1: Have you listened to Jacob Sartorius?
Guy2: Yes, it is horrible.
Guy1: Agreed
by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016
mugGet the Jacob Sartoriusmug.

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