ILAFS

Inappropriate Love At First Sight. When you fall in love with someone but it is really not appropriate like your best friend, best friends sister/brother or with someone when you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Looks like I have a sever case of ILAFS!

by MrDarksideJim May 03, 2013

shlipdip

When you are talking and then say a word wrong and just make up words to finish the sentence.

Today I ate soome binz rin ho mo fa fa fa.... Let me start that sentence again... I just shlipdipped...

by MrDarksideJim April 30, 2013

Paradoxicle

An ice-pop of impossibility.

A hot lava popsicle is a paradoxicle.

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Legend Destiny-Quest

When nerds have already succeeded in their Destiny-Quest but want more so go on more sexual adventures.

Last week I succeeded in my Destiny-Quest but I want more... I shall go forth on a Legend Destiny-Quest!

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

iPwned

When someone brags about having an apple product and nobody cares...

"I just got a new iPhone!"
"Nobody cares! Guess you just got iPwned..."
"haha, he just got iPwned"

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Lipsdick

When someone gives a blowjob and gets cum on their lips

"Last night I applied her lipsdick..."

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Mornfternoon

When you can't be arsed to check if it is A.M or P.M but want to greet someone with something more interesting than "hello".

"Hello Ryan, how are you?"
"Mornfternoon Matthew, i'm fine thanks. you?"
"Dafuq does mornfternoon mean?"

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013