Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MrDarksideJim

Mornfternoon

When you can't be arsed to check if it is A.M or P.M but want to greet someone with something more interesting than "hello".

"Hello Ryan, how are you?"
"Mornfternoon Matthew, i'm fine thanks. you?"
"Dafuq does mornfternoon mean?"

A hot lava popsicle is a paradoxicle.

When someone gives a blowjob and gets cum on their lips

"Last night I applied her lipsdick..."

When a group of nerds go on a night out to lose their virginity.

"Tonight, we are men! We are the destiny-quest fellowship!"

When flatulence is amplified by surroundings (echo, silent room, canyon, etc)

I better avoid this room as it looks like an Anal Amplification room and I feel a fart coming on and do not wish to be embarrassed...

When nerds have already succeeded in their Destiny-Quest but want more so go on more sexual adventures.

Last week I succeeded in my Destiny-Quest but I want more... I shall go forth on a Legend Destiny-Quest!

A nerd who has completed their Destiny-Quest

After losing my virginity I am now a Destiny-Quest Legend!