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daddy parts

Eating Cheetos while watching porn can make your daddy parts turn yellow.
by Mr.Juan-derful July 7, 2010
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angry cat edit

When a cd is edited for radio the word fuck is sometimes replaced with just an "F" sound that resembles the hissing sound that cats make when they are really pissed-off
My grandmother got me a cd for my birthday, unfortunately she bought it at Wal-mart so it is full of angry cat edits.
by Mr.Juan-derful March 15, 2010
mugGet the angry cat editmug.

virgin-slut

a term used to point out the absurdity of contradictory statements made by republitard obama bashers
Tea Partier: " Obama is just like Hitler and Stalin"

Me: "WTF, Hitler and Stalin were enemies at opposite ends of the political spectrum, Hitler was from the extreme far right and Stalin was from the extreme far left. Saying somebody is like Hitler AND Stalin is like calling somebody a virgin-slut!
by Mr.Juan-derful July 17, 2010
mugGet the virgin-slutmug.

Joe Lieberman

Senator from Connecticut and Al Gore's running mate in the 2000 elections
Senator Joe Lieberman supported many policies of the Bush Administration such as the Patriot Act and the war in Iraq. This angered many Democrats causing Lieberman to lose the Democratic primary in 2006 to Ned Lamont. Lieberman then ran again for the Senate as an Independent and won in the general election.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 16, 2011
mugGet the Joe Liebermanmug.

Dracula sneeze

holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow
Do to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 14, 2010
mugGet the Dracula sneezemug.

activist judges

A term Republicans and the religious right use to describe judges who make rulings based on the Constitution rather than the Bible or the Republican party platform
Free speech applies to everyone not just conservatives.
Freedom of religion applies to everyone not just Christians.
The "Equal Protection" clause of the 14th amendment applies to everyone not just white male heterosexual Christians. When courts make rulings acknowledging these simple truths Republicans call them activist judges.
by Mr.Juan-derful October 12, 2010
mugGet the activist judgesmug.

A slut spelled backwards

One of Oklahoma's biggest cities is A slut spelled backwards.
by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010
mugGet the A slut spelled backwardsmug.

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