Mr.Juan-derful's definitions

activist judges

A term Republicans and the religious right use to describe judges who make rulings based on the Constitution rather than the Bible or the Republican party platform

Free speech applies to everyone not just conservatives.
Freedom of religion applies to everyone not just Christians.
The "Equal Protection" clause of the 14th amendment applies to everyone not just white male heterosexual Christians. When courts make rulings acknowledging these simple truths Republicans call them activist judges.

by Mr.Juan-derful October 12, 2010

Republican toilet paper

The U.S. Constitution

Politicians such as Reagan, Bush41,Bush43,Ashcroft etc. seem to think the U.S. Constitution is just Republican toilet paper. They have used the war on drugs and the war on terror as an excuse to take away basic basic constitutional rights. Some examples include the Patriot Act, warrantless wire taps, property seizures etc.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 28, 2010

P.R.I.

1. Party of the Revolution for Independence

2.Painful Rectal Itch

1.The P.R.I. lead Mexico's revolution for independence from Spain and then ruled Mexico for many years.

2. My hemorrhoids are acting up again, I'm suffering from P.R.I.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 9, 2010

Bush to Obama

A strange phenomenon in which someone usually a Bushnesiac suddenly switches from being a Bush Basher to being an Obama basher

George W Bush was a disaster as president he took a record budget surplus and turned it into a record deficit, wrecked the economy and started a senseless war in Iraq, many people rightfully bashed the Bush administration for these things. Now however the Bush to Obama phenomenon has many of the former Bush bashers blaming all these things on Obama and bashing him.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 28, 2010

neo-feudalism

economic strategy promoted by corporate owned Republicans involving the expansion of corporate power and the oppression of the working class, so as the corporate CEO's become the lords and the working class become the serfs

Neo-feudalism involves busting unions, moving jobs overseas, and a general opposition to anything that benefits workers; OSHA, minimum wage, health care benefits etc.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 19, 2010

A slut spelled backwards

a nickname for the city of Tulsa

One of Oklahoma's biggest cities is A slut spelled backwards.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

highway food

food that is easy to eat while driving, such as a burger

I'm hungry so before I hit the road I'm going to pull into this drive-thru and grab some highway food.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 7, 2010