Mr. X's definitions

tall john

non existant creature

hay johns tall! no he is on my nose.

by Mr. X October 28, 2004

Riley Humor

Slapstick Humor. The type of humor the sidekick in Disney movies portrays such as Sebastian in the Little Mermaid. Or when Homer Simpson hits his head and says "Doh!" The lowest type of Humor.

That movie had so much riley humor in it!

by Mr. X June 15, 2004

moshterpiece

Any classic Hardcore Record that brings the Mosh with authority, word made famous by John Lockjaw of Pitboss 2000 and PC Deathsquad.

The new PC Deathsquad record is a moshterpiece.

by Mr. X August 22, 2004

doin' the mark b

Standing in your back yard, in a wife beater spraying neighborhood kids with a garden hose.

Yo, I saw some guy doin' the mark b

by Mr. X January 28, 2005

dicksizing

When someone on the internet who is a stranger brags about their accomplishments that mean nothing at all.

person 1-How many concerts have you seen? I've seen 100!

person 2-How does this matter? It's pointless dicksizing.

by Mr. X February 19, 2009

faggario

Another word for Homosexual or someone who is gay using the Cleveland Hardcore slang "ario" made famous by Pitboss 2000. See also wiggario, jockario, nerdario.

Yo look at that kid with the Rod Stewart Haircut, what a faggario.

by Mr. X August 22, 2004

Shorty Bear

Someone who is very short and very sweet and very affectionate. It came from a name I call my fiancee.

Yo Shorty Bear hook me up with a soda please. I Love You Shorty Bear

by MR. X January 24, 2005