smard

A portmanteau of "smart" and "hard", it is a term used to describe how to work on your pile of homework or something related to work, with better ways to do so, such as on your personal computer! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to work on my homework, and so should you!
Old Man Ulysses: They say "work smarter, not harder", but I say "work smarder"!
Chad: Well said, dawg.
Charlie: Yeah, what he said! :D
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 20, 2018
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Humberfloob

Hank: Hey! Don't touch my money! It's sanitized!
Larry: Geez, Hank, don't be such a humberfloob.
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 13, 2018
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Fag

1. A British term for cigars. That term is rarely used in the USA.
2. A derogatory term for Harley Davidson bikers, and an unintentionally derogatory term for homosexuals.
3. A derogatory handle for Justin Bieber. Used by trolls like me! ^w^
4. Someone who is unnecessarily loud, obnoxious, and inconsiderate.
1. Gordon: 'Ello, chaps. Care to smoke some fags?

2. Random biker: You're a fag!
Random homosexual: No, YOU'RE a fag!
Random biker: >:(

3. Radio announcer: And that was "Love Yourself" by Justin Bieber.
Random guy: Thank goodness Fag stopped singing for now. That song was cheesy!

4. What is that noise? A fag constantly screaming?
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 01, 2018
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Wordington-Chan

The long lost daughter of Mr. Wordington the Tenth, Wordington-Chan (Her real name is Lexica) is a psuedo-anime girl who devotes herself to a love of vocabul-

Wordington-Chan: Hi, sugar daddy! Can I write the definition?

Um...sure, be my guest.

Wordington-Chan: Thanks, daddy~! Now, as of you, Urban Dictionary, let me tell you all about myself...

I, Wordington-Chan, am a super kawaii magical girl who devotes myself to a love of vocabulary, and as you know, I love words~! I know all about a lot of words, because I was born with the powers of a dictionary! My father wants to share all of his definitions with you, guys, and I am helping him along the way! :3
You: Y'know, you're kinda cute, Wordington-Chan.
Wordington-Chan: Yeah, thanks, you got that right~...wordington~!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 14, 2018
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Spooderman

A bumbling goofball pretending to be the famous webslinger Spider-Man. They may attempt all they want, but they might fail.
Charlie: Look up in the sky! It's Spider-Man!
Some random guy in a Spider-Man costume: *Swings by* Hey, guys! *Crashes* Ouch! That hurt!
Charlie: Crap...more like Spooderman. :(
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 02, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

The website that welcomes all kinds of imaginary and real words...and their useful yet quirky definitions. Home of Mr. Wordington the Tenth!
Urban Dictionary: Welcome to my domain, man! Anything to declare?
You: Yes, I would like to submit a word.
Urban Dictionary: Right this way! All words are welcome, made up, or real!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 14, 2018
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kavanaugh

A drunken male sex offender who targets himself exclusively towards females.
My God, if I see that kavanaugh on my porch again, I swear to God I will beat the shit out of him for abusing my daughters!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 05, 2018
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