Definitions by Mr. Wordington the Tenth

Garlipedia 

One of the scariest books of all time, the Garlipedia is a book of dark magic that once you open it, thinking it would be about garlic, actually shows you all the dark, mysterious, horrifying, biased information about your stepfather and his stepfatherly love. Its mortal enemy is the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood, which is actually about garlic itself. Once you open the Garlipedia, you will be cursed for life. I once had a dream about it a few nights ago.

My god...I just read the Garlipedia...now I am scarred for life. ;n;

Garlipedia by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Back in my day... 

The prefix of a phrase uttered by elders and adults describing what it was like to do something in their own past.

Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day, we would look up Webster's Dictionary instead of Urban Dictionary. No biased information there!
Pizza Guy: WAT 0_0
Wordington-Chan: Gee, I didn't know that. Thanks for the enlightment~! ^w^
Old Man Ulysses: You're welcome, lass. Anyways, back in my day, instead of ordering pizza, we made our own on our farms.
Pizza Guy: WAT ):<
Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day...
Pizza Guy: WATEVER (Yeah, I know, nobody used emoticons in their own dialogues.)

Back in my day... by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Old Man Ulysses 

Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!

Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!

Old Man Ulysses by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood 

The enemy of the Garlipedia, the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood is a book that despite its name, about garlic rather than anything you need to know about your stepfather. Once you open it, you will be immune to the dark magic of the Garlipedia! :D

Wow! Look at that! You can learn about garlic in the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood!

Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 30, 2018

Special Instructions 

The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!

Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0

Special Instructions by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018

Green de la Bean 

1. The notorious anthropomorphic green bean who roams the internet, wanting to prank users into looking at pictures at him.
2. To prank someone by blaring a bass-boosted version of a hip hop song, specifically "U Guessed It" by OG Maco.
3. Another word for green beans, used by sophisticated individuals, or cool kids.

1. You: *Notices vague title* Hm, seems obvious. *Clicks, gets shocked* Oh no! Green de la Bean strikes again!
Green de la Bean: You just got beaned, u friccin moron!

2. Johnny: *Whispers* Okay, here comes Charlie.
Charlie: *Walks by* Hey, Johnny!
Johnny: *Turns up radio*
OG Maco: BITCH U GUESSED IT
Charlie: *Runs away screaming*
Johnny: I just green de la beaned him! Funny guy! X3

3. Me, an intellect: Yes, I would like some steak with green de la beans, sir.
Waiter: Coming right up.

Green de la Bean by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018

Ha, Ha!

That famous laugh that Mickey Mouse would always utter.

Mickey Mouse: Hot dog! Today's an amazing day! Ha, ha!
Donald Duck: Ah, phooey! You again? Quack!

Ha, Ha! by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 25, 2018