21 definitions by Mr. Wordington the Tenth

Albuquerque

The largest city in New Mexico, part of the Bernalillo County! Bugs Bunny and Peter Griffin still need to figure out how to take the right turns there.

Peter Griffin: Gee, must have taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque! Ahahahahahahaha!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 4, 2018

Ha, Ha!

That famous laugh that Mickey Mouse would always utter.

Mickey Mouse: Hot dog! Today's an amazing day! Ha, ha!
Donald Duck: Ah, phooey! You again? Quack!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 25, 2018

Garlipedia

One of the scariest books of all time, the Garlipedia is a book of dark magic that once you open it, thinking it would be about garlic, actually shows you all the dark, mysterious, horrifying, biased information about your stepfather and his stepfatherly love. Its mortal enemy is the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood, which is actually about garlic itself. Once you open the Garlipedia, you will be cursed for life. I once had a dream about it a few nights ago.

My god...I just read the Garlipedia...now I am scarred for life. ;n;

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Spooderman

A bumbling goofball pretending to be the famous webslinger Spider-Man. They may attempt all they want, but they might fail.

Charlie: Look up in the sky! It's Spider-Man!
Some random guy in a Spider-Man costume: *Swings by* Hey, guys! *Crashes* Ouch! That hurt!
Charlie: Crap...more like Spooderman. :(

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 3, 2018

Old Man Ulysses

Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!

Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

smard

A portmanteau of "smart" and "hard", it is a term used to describe how to work on your pile of homework or something related to work, with better ways to do so, such as on your personal computer! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to work on my homework, and so should you!

Old Man Ulysses: They say "work smarter, not harder", but I say "work smarder"!
Chad: Well said, dawg.
Charlie: Yeah, what he said! :D

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 20, 2018

Limology

Not to be confused with limnology or limophilia, limology is a substudy of microbiology, and the study of slime, other moist, vicious fluids, how it is produced, and how the word "slime" used to mean sap or resin. It is also a rare subject to be taught in schools and colleges.

Etmology:
Limology derives from the Latin word "limo", meaning "slime" (Just like the word "limophilia"), and the Greek suffix "ology", which means "the study of". "Limology" can be loosely translated to "study of slime", hence its definition.

Phil: Wow! I got an A+ on my limology test! wOOt!
Greg: That's funny...I got a C- on mine.
Phil: LOL, what did you get that grade for, Greg? Limophilia? Because your fetish is the reason for your low grades! Burn!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 5, 2018