farshit

Unintentional escape of shit while passing gas. Typically occurs while trying to fart at early stage of diarrhea.

Man, I farshitted my pants again! sooo embarrasing...

by Mr. U-be-U May 20, 2008

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

shartenfreude

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public

Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

NSFF

Short for:
1. Not Safe For Fucking
2. Not Sufficient Funds for Fucking

1. That bitch is NSFF
2. Mr Dick had NSFF so he settled for a BJ

by Mr. U-be-U January 11, 2009