11 definitions by Mr. U-be-U

Unintentional escape of shit while passing gas. Typically occurs while trying to fart at early stage of diarrhea.
Man, I farshitted my pants again! sooo embarrasing...
by Mr. U-be-U May 20, 2008
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1. having difficulty farting
2. faculty consisting of old farts
1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.
by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008
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Short for:
1. Not Safe For Fucking
2. Not Sufficient Funds for Fucking
1. That bitch is NSFF
2. Mr Dick had NSFF so he settled for a BJ
by Mr. U-be-U January 11, 2009
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