Definitions by Mr. U-be-U

fartesy 

A fantasy involving the act of farting

His fartesy included fartish and fartricide

fartesy by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

post-fartum blues 

sense of loss and emptiness felt after a farticularly satisfying fart that has been building up gradually over a long period of time

She never recovered from her post-fartum blues.

post-fartum blues by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

farticulty 

1. having difficulty farting
2. faculty consisting of old farts

1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.

farticulty by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

farshit 

Unintentional escape of shit while passing gas. Typically occurs while trying to fart at early stage of diarrhea.

Man, I farshitted my pants again! sooo embarrasing...

farshit by Mr. U-be-U May 19, 2008