farshit

Unintentional escape of shit while passing gas. Typically occurs while trying to fart at early stage of diarrhea.
Man, I farshitted my pants again! sooo embarrasing...
by Mr. U-be-U May 19, 2008
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farticulty

1. having difficulty farting
2. faculty consisting of old farts
1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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shartenfreude

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public
Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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fartish

fart fetish. To derive sexual pleasure from sniffing a partner's fart. Can be fatal if practiced with an uber-gassy partner in a small enclosure with limited air circulation.
1. My best friend died while playing fartish with that fat bitch!
2. At least he died doing something he loved to do
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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NSFF

Short for:
1. Not Safe For Fucking
2. Not Sufficient Funds for Fucking
1. That bitch is NSFF
2. Mr Dick had NSFF so he settled for a BJ
by Mr. U-be-U January 10, 2009
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DEAD

Hexadecimal digits D, E, A, and D. Some programmers set 16-bit chunks in computer data mem to DEAD at boot-up, before apps are started.
While debugging that fuckhead's program, I dumped memory and it displayed all DEAD. I knew right then his mem pointer was all fucked up.
by Mr. U-be-U January 10, 2009
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fartesy

A fantasy involving the act of farting
His fartesy included fartish and fartricide
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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