Mr. U-be-U's definitions

farshit

Unintentional escape of shit while passing gas. Typically occurs while trying to fart at early stage of diarrhea.

Man, I farshitted my pants again! sooo embarrasing...

by Mr. U-be-U May 19, 2008

shartenfreude

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public

Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

fartish

fart fetish. To derive sexual pleasure from sniffing a partner's fart. Can be fatal if practiced with an uber-gassy partner in a small enclosure with limited air circulation.

1. My best friend died while playing fartish with that fat bitch!
2. At least he died doing something he loved to do

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

fartitude

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in

Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Fartricide

act of committing fratricide by farting; fartricidal

The little farty-pant had dreams of fartricide at an early age. This tragedy was bound to happen :-(

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

fartesy

A fantasy involving the act of farting

His fartesy included fartish and fartricide

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

post-fartum blues

sense of loss and emptiness felt after a farticularly satisfying fart that has been building up gradually over a long period of time

She never recovered from her post-fartum blues.

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008