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Meatball

"Hey! So that's where my left nutsack went..."
by Mr. Stab July 9, 2004
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Jobby

A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.

Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.
"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"
by Mr. Stab November 6, 2008
mugGet the Jobbymug.

Toilet Beef

A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.
I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
mugGet the Toilet Beefmug.

Buttocklouse

A form of excretory insect; which parasitically resides within the hairs of the host's rectal passage and on the buttocks.
"Ach shite-There're Buttocklouse eggs in ma crap!"
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004
mugGet the Buttocklousemug.

Gidb

The God of Darkness and Evil within the Bongunism religion. The God of Light (see Bdig) and the God of Darkness (Gidb) provide a steady karma within the pot-smoking world.
"Ach fuck-no weed..."
by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004
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Butt Hound

Wild dog which sleeps in and feeds off of an older person's rotting colon.

Anal sex becomes extremely dangerous when the "interceptor" has a Butt Hound infestation.
"Dude-you fart sounded like a dog barking!"
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004
mugGet the Butt Houndmug.

IBM

IBM! IBM! IBM! All day long!
by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004
mugGet the IBMmug.

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