Mr. Stab's definitions

Tokeopia

Tokeopia is the western constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is the smaller of the two states, though it has equal influence. Tokeopia has a rich history of ghanja use, reaching as far back as 10,000 BC. The first branch of homo sapiens-sapiens actually evolved here, although the first inhabitants weren't bothered to leave the island until 1965 AD, as local shamans had predicted Woodstock to occur before the end of the decade. This resulted in a separation from the outside world until 1546 AD, when Dutch settlers arrived and offered the locals rides to drive-thrus and such.

Today, Tokeopia is a thriving industrual and agricultural community, mass producing intensely-aromatic herb and Weapons of Mind Destruction.

Tokeopia, Tokeopia, Home of the Free! (And delusional)

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Stonerland

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.

"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Jobby

A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.

Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.

"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"

by Mr. Stab November 6, 2008

bongunism

Bongunism is the political ideology which promotes the equalisation of society by mass-bakeage. The belief originated in the ancient land of Tokeopia, with Karl Sparx and N. Joe's social schematics. In a series of tests, the pair concluded that smoking loads of dope was indeed lots of fun, and believed that an entire society could be based around the act. Bongunism was picked up by revolutionaries who formed the Bongunist Party, the leading party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.

"Comrades, you shall give your lives for Bongunism!"

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Toilet Beef

A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.

I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Butt Hound

Wild dog which sleeps in and feeds off of an older person's rotting colon.

Anal sex becomes extremely dangerous when the "interceptor" has a Butt Hound infestation.

"Dude-you fart sounded like a dog barking!"

by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

Gidb

The God of Darkness and Evil within the Bongunism religion. The God of Light (see Bdig) and the God of Darkness (Gidb) provide a steady karma within the pot-smoking world.

"Ach fuck-no weed..."

by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004