Mr. Stab's definitions

Meatball

Tinned testicles in a gravy sauce.

"Hey! So that's where my left nutsack went..."

by Mr. Stab July 9, 2004

Solvent abuse

Solvent abuse is one of the Western world's oldest pasttimes. Solvents such as superglue and aerosol propellant are usually inhaled by using either a bag or through a towel.

(Mother walks into bedroom; son is sat over a bag full of whiteout with three cans of air-freshener on bed.)
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?!
(pause)
Son: I'm practicing ballet! What the fuck do you think I'm doing, bitch?"

by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

IBM

I Blow Men.

IBM! IBM! IBM! All day long!

by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004

Tokeopia

Tokeopia is the western constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is the smaller of the two states, though it has equal influence. Tokeopia has a rich history of ghanja use, reaching as far back as 10,000 BC. The first branch of homo sapiens-sapiens actually evolved here, although the first inhabitants weren't bothered to leave the island until 1965 AD, as local shamans had predicted Woodstock to occur before the end of the decade. This resulted in a separation from the outside world until 1546 AD, when Dutch settlers arrived and offered the locals rides to drive-thrus and such.

Today, Tokeopia is a thriving industrual and agricultural community, mass producing intensely-aromatic herb and Weapons of Mind Destruction.

Tokeopia, Tokeopia, Home of the Free! (And delusional)

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Buttocklouse

A form of excretory insect; which parasitically resides within the hairs of the host's rectal passage and on the buttocks.

"Ach shite-There're Buttocklouse eggs in ma crap!"

by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

Butt Hound

Wild dog which sleeps in and feeds off of an older person's rotting colon.

Anal sex becomes extremely dangerous when the "interceptor" has a Butt Hound infestation.

"Dude-you fart sounded like a dog barking!"

by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004

Gidb

The God of Darkness and Evil within the Bongunism religion. The God of Light (see Bdig) and the God of Darkness (Gidb) provide a steady karma within the pot-smoking world.

"Ach fuck-no weed..."

by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004