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doob squad

The Doob Squad was the mighty fighting force which annihilated the evil pig/monster invaders during the infamous Stoner War. They continue to operate and spread the will of the Bongunist Party in various locations. The four leading heroes of Doob Squad are Bud Commander Generals Jay, Stab, Space Age and Belgianoid BETA (Cybernetic Organism).
"Ey! The Doob Squad gonna come after joo, bitch!"
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
mugGet the doob squadmug.

Stonerland

The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.
"I'm sooooo going to Stonerland on holiday this year!"
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
mugGet the Stonerlandmug.

Toilet Beef

A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.
I just made some toilet beef, dude! Wanna see?
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
mugGet the Toilet Beefmug.

Jobby

A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.

Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.
"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"
by Mr. Stab November 6, 2008
mugGet the Jobbymug.

Meatball

"Hey! So that's where my left nutsack went..."
by Mr. Stab July 9, 2004
mugGet the Meatballmug.

bongunism

Bongunism is the political ideology which promotes the equalisation of society by mass-bakeage. The belief originated in the ancient land of Tokeopia, with Karl Sparx and N. Joe's social schematics. In a series of tests, the pair concluded that smoking loads of dope was indeed lots of fun, and believed that an entire society could be based around the act. Bongunism was picked up by revolutionaries who formed the Bongunist Party, the leading party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.
"Comrades, you shall give your lives for Bongunism!"
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
mugGet the bongunismmug.

Germanator

The original Germanator (Germanator 3.11) was destroyed in battle with the first installment of the Belgianoid BETA Version.

The Germanator 3.11's pitiful remains were collected and used to create the far superior Germanator XP, who, to this day, continues to roll joints and kick ass without showing any signs of mechanical failure. Runs on high concentrations of Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol.
"Grrr!" says the Germanator XP.
"Ahh!!" screams the bored spectator; inanimately.
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004
mugGet the Germanatormug.

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