A non-existent creature made up when I was stoned one day. Is a cross between a telephone and a canine.
by Mr. Stab July 02, 2004
Wild dog which sleeps in and feeds off of an older person's rotting colon.
Anal sex becomes extremely dangerous when the "interceptor" has a Butt Hound infestation.
Anal sex becomes extremely dangerous when the "interceptor" has a Butt Hound infestation.
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004
The Belgianoid BETA version was constructed by the IBM Corp. (Idiotic Belgian Machinery), originally as an enhanced coffee maker. Sadly, the device was so logically deficient that it could not even carry out this task and receeded into a state of Anti-Logic; which rendered the Belgianoid's extreme stupidity extremely lethal.
The Belgianoid BETA version has destroyed all its attempted follow-up projects. It destroyed the Germanator 3.11 with its immense stupidity, but at present it is unknown whether or not it is destructive enough to wipe out the Germanator XP.
The Belgianoid BETA version has destroyed all its attempted follow-up projects. It destroyed the Germanator 3.11 with its immense stupidity, but at present it is unknown whether or not it is destructive enough to wipe out the Germanator XP.
"The Belgianoid is paranoid," cry the townsfolk.
"Wot??" Cries the Belgianoid; decimating the town with his extreme stupidity.
"Wot??" Cries the Belgianoid; decimating the town with his extreme stupidity.
by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004
1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.
2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.
2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.
by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004
Solvent abuse is one of the Western world's oldest pasttimes. Solvents such as superglue and aerosol propellant are usually inhaled by using either a bag or through a towel.
(Mother walks into bedroom; son is sat over a bag full of whiteout with three cans of air-freshener on bed.)
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?!
(pause)
Son: I'm practicing ballet! What the fuck do you think I'm doing, bitch?"
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?!
(pause)
Son: I'm practicing ballet! What the fuck do you think I'm doing, bitch?"
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004
Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.
by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004
A form of excretory insect; which parasitically resides within the hairs of the host's rectal passage and on the buttocks.
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004