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Definitions by Mr. Stab

Stoner War 

A military conflict which occured in the peaceful territories of Stonerland and Tokeopia from 2003 to 2005. The allied sovereign states were invaded by swarms of evil pig monsters, and various other malformed combatants.

The Bongunist Party was instated as a unified emergency war government in Tokeopia, appointing the now-legendary Doob Squad responsible for major combat operations against the pig army. The Doob Squad fought for control over much of both regions, most notably the Ghanja Heritage Base in Tokeopia, and the "Compound" (Area 69) and the "Birdshit" (Birdensheissen) airfield in Stonerland.

The Doob Squad succeeded in annihilating the pig/monster opposition, and after strategic use of the newly-discovered Atom Bong in 2004, the Stoner War resulted in the unification of the involved territories into the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.
"Y'know, I fought back in the Stoner War..." "You need a life! Now!"
Stoner War by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Castration 

Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.
Castration by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

Kling-on 

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.
"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"
Kling-on by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004
Tinned testicles in a gravy sauce.
"Hey! So that's where my left nutsack went..."
Meatball by Mr. Stab July 9, 2004
A non-existent creature made up when I was stoned one day. Is a cross between a telephone and a canine.
"You are a complete idiot."
Phog by Mr. Stab July 2, 2004
CNUT by Mr. Stab June 28, 2004
IBM! IBM! IBM! All day long!
IBM by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004