Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.
Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.
by Mr. Shog December 11, 2023
The tall creature with many limbs that wears your skin after the black sludge that used to be your insides melts out of every hole in your body. Requires M&M's.
Person: John has been gone for a long time. Is he okay?
John( The Snatcher in disguise): Hello. I am exist.
John( The Snatcher in disguise): Hello. I am exist.
by Mr. Shog December 06, 2022
by Mr. Shog December 06, 2022
Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".
by Mr. Shog December 10, 2022
by Mr. Shog December 06, 2022