4 definitions by Mr. Party Smants
Person #1: Sonia is in rare form tonight! I don't think I've ever seen her smoke weed before!
Person #2: Oh! So this is the first time you've met Stonia!? LOLZ
Person #2: Oh! So this is the first time you've met Stonia!? LOLZ
by Mr. Party Smants May 2, 2022
A soft, beautiful, and sexy woman. Sonia's over 40 are almost always considered to be MILFs. When people first see a Sonia from across the room, they think she's sexy, but stuck up. She's definitely sexy - but she's not stuck up. She is actually very shy at first, but her stunning beauty and sexy body cause people to misinterpret her shyness as conceit.
Sonias can be very critical of others, but are most critical of themselves. In fact much of their shyness comes from the fear of what others are thinking of them.
Sonia's are some of the most giving people in the world, but often don't get credit for their generosity, because they also are known to ask directly for what they want.
If you are ever lucky enough to have sex with a Sonia, they will ruin you for all other women. It will be the best sex you ever had. She will find out what really turns you on, and will use that to give you the most mind blowing orgasm of your life... And then the next time you have sex will be even better.
Sonia's love all animals. And all animals love Sonia.
Sonias are so sexy, they attract both men and women, and they can make both men and women obsess over them. If you want to keep a Sonia, you must do everything they ask and even try to anticipate their needs. Because remember... once you have sex with her, you'll never want to have sex with anyone else!
Sonias can be very critical of others, but are most critical of themselves. In fact much of their shyness comes from the fear of what others are thinking of them.
Sonia's are some of the most giving people in the world, but often don't get credit for their generosity, because they also are known to ask directly for what they want.
If you are ever lucky enough to have sex with a Sonia, they will ruin you for all other women. It will be the best sex you ever had. She will find out what really turns you on, and will use that to give you the most mind blowing orgasm of your life... And then the next time you have sex will be even better.
Sonia's love all animals. And all animals love Sonia.
Sonias are so sexy, they attract both men and women, and they can make both men and women obsess over them. If you want to keep a Sonia, you must do everything they ask and even try to anticipate their needs. Because remember... once you have sex with her, you'll never want to have sex with anyone else!
Girl: who's that hottie in the corner over there?
Boy: oh! That's Sonia! I used to date her.
Girl: She makes me want to see what it's like to kiss a girl! But she looks stuck up.
Boy: Naaah. Sonia's not stuck up she's just shy...and sexy as hell!!!
Girl: You wanna make out?
Boy: No thanks. I'm only interested in Sonia!
Boy: oh! That's Sonia! I used to date her.
Girl: She makes me want to see what it's like to kiss a girl! But she looks stuck up.
Boy: Naaah. Sonia's not stuck up she's just shy...and sexy as hell!!!
Girl: You wanna make out?
Boy: No thanks. I'm only interested in Sonia!
by Mr. Party Smants August 30, 2019
(Verb)
1. Airbating, like playing air-guitar, is when someone forms a circle with the tip of their thumb touching their finger tips of the same hand, as one would do when wrapping their around their penis to masturbate. Then that person moves their hand, in an exaggerated motion, toward and away from their own crotch repeatedly - again, as a male would when partaking in the self-pleasuring act of masturbating. This gesture, known as "airbating," is often used in the same context one would use their middle finger to flip the bird, or flip someone off. It is to say "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself."
2. The second connotation for the gesture of airbating, is when it is used from one person to another about a third person. In this context, the airbating gesture is used when the first person wants to indicate to the second person that the third person is just a jerk-off who's wasting the second person's time (not to be confused with procrasturbating).
3. The third and most obscure use of the gesture of airbating, is when a person (usually a woman) preforms the airbating gesture toward a man, to encourage him to masturbate. This is part of a fetish known as JOI or jack-off instruction. In this context the airbating is performed by a woman (often fully clothed - see CFNM) gesturing to a man with a positive connotation, to encourage the recipient of the gesture to masturbate or to continue to masturbate in front of her.
1. Airbating, like playing air-guitar, is when someone forms a circle with the tip of their thumb touching their finger tips of the same hand, as one would do when wrapping their around their penis to masturbate. Then that person moves their hand, in an exaggerated motion, toward and away from their own crotch repeatedly - again, as a male would when partaking in the self-pleasuring act of masturbating. This gesture, known as "airbating," is often used in the same context one would use their middle finger to flip the bird, or flip someone off. It is to say "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself."
2. The second connotation for the gesture of airbating, is when it is used from one person to another about a third person. In this context, the airbating gesture is used when the first person wants to indicate to the second person that the third person is just a jerk-off who's wasting the second person's time (not to be confused with procrasturbating).
3. The third and most obscure use of the gesture of airbating, is when a person (usually a woman) preforms the airbating gesture toward a man, to encourage him to masturbate. This is part of a fetish known as JOI or jack-off instruction. In this context the airbating is performed by a woman (often fully clothed - see CFNM) gesturing to a man with a positive connotation, to encourage the recipient of the gesture to masturbate or to continue to masturbate in front of her.
Context 1.
Person #1: Your mother dresses you funny!
Person #2: (while airbating) Ahh, go fuck yourself!
Context 2.
Person #1: Did you hear the shit Bob was saying about Jennifer?
Person #2: (while airbating) Don't pay any attention to Bob. He's just a dick-head.
Context 3.
Male: (naked, masturbating, breathing heavily, not saying anything)
Female: (clothed, staring at his penis while airbating) Oh yeah! That's it! Rub that big cock. Yeah! Just like that. Oooh yeah. (she continues airbating while continuing her JOI)
Person #1: Your mother dresses you funny!
Person #2: (while airbating) Ahh, go fuck yourself!
Context 2.
Person #1: Did you hear the shit Bob was saying about Jennifer?
Person #2: (while airbating) Don't pay any attention to Bob. He's just a dick-head.
Context 3.
Male: (naked, masturbating, breathing heavily, not saying anything)
Female: (clothed, staring at his penis while airbating) Oh yeah! That's it! Rub that big cock. Yeah! Just like that. Oooh yeah. (she continues airbating while continuing her JOI)
by Mr. Party Smants April 1, 2023
Pronounced: mote-john
Acronym for Master of All Trades, Jack of None. This is a play on the original, Jack of All Trades, Master of None. The original expression indicates a person who can do many things, but can't do many things well. Whereas MOATJON indicates a person who can do many things, and does ALL of them well.
MOATJONs are usually older individuals who, through many DIY projects over their lifetime, have realized many skills, which they have carefully honed.
You may be a MOATJON if you find you can do better work than a professional, because you give a shit. And there's no substitute for actually giving a shit!
A MOATJON might be found developing a new website, hosted on the cloud-based Linux-Apache webserver that he createdugxcgxf6yxf f. Then, he might replace the magnetron in his broken microwave oven, or even service his home's air conditioning system, *properly* recharging the system with refrigerant (refrigerant that was lost when a professional service tech loosened his Schrader valve - it happens!), using wet and dry bulb temperatures and PT charts, so that the system runs cooler and more efficiently than when the professionals just wing it.
A MOATJON might help his wife by installing her new hair extensions, or by repairing the broken handle on her Louis Vuitton Speedy bag (yes, he knows that's the model of her LV purse). When he's done with all that, a MOATJON might even log on to Urban Dictionary, and write his own definition for the acronym, MOATJON.
Acronym for Master of All Trades, Jack of None. This is a play on the original, Jack of All Trades, Master of None. The original expression indicates a person who can do many things, but can't do many things well. Whereas MOATJON indicates a person who can do many things, and does ALL of them well.
MOATJONs are usually older individuals who, through many DIY projects over their lifetime, have realized many skills, which they have carefully honed.
You may be a MOATJON if you find you can do better work than a professional, because you give a shit. And there's no substitute for actually giving a shit!
A MOATJON might be found developing a new website, hosted on the cloud-based Linux-Apache webserver that he createdugxcgxf6yxf f. Then, he might replace the magnetron in his broken microwave oven, or even service his home's air conditioning system, *properly* recharging the system with refrigerant (refrigerant that was lost when a professional service tech loosened his Schrader valve - it happens!), using wet and dry bulb temperatures and PT charts, so that the system runs cooler and more efficiently than when the professionals just wing it.
A MOATJON might help his wife by installing her new hair extensions, or by repairing the broken handle on her Louis Vuitton Speedy bag (yes, he knows that's the model of her LV purse). When he's done with all that, a MOATJON might even log on to Urban Dictionary, and write his own definition for the acronym, MOATJON.
Neighbor #1: Have you seen all the stuff Brad's been doing around his house?
Neighbor #2: Yeah. He was actually fixing his air conditioning system yesterday. I didn't even know you could do that!
Neighbor #1: I know, right? I heard he rebuilt the pump motor for his pool filter too! Is there anything he CAN'T do?
Neighbor #2: No. I think the only thing Brad CAN'T do is FAIL! The guys a total MOATJON!
Neighbor #2: Yeah. He was actually fixing his air conditioning system yesterday. I didn't even know you could do that!
Neighbor #1: I know, right? I heard he rebuilt the pump motor for his pool filter too! Is there anything he CAN'T do?
Neighbor #2: No. I think the only thing Brad CAN'T do is FAIL! The guys a total MOATJON!
by Mr. Party Smants March 31, 2023