Illahee Middle School

Illahee is a school in Federal Way, Washington. The school was made in the late 70s and was Decatur High School before it turned into Illahee. The school some teachers that just don't give a care, and if they do, they only do for a few years then they start to think they are wasting their life. Some teachers have been there for 30+ years who are actually really cool and are people you will remember for the rest of your life. People like Tom Eilertson, Frank Wood, Randy Kemman, and Carrie Heck just to name a few. Illahee's student population fluctuates around 800-850 people and serves as a 5-8. The school has a minority student enrollment which fluctuates between 75-83% which is extremely high if compared to schools around the country

Illahee Middle School- an average to below-average school for academics and a top percentage school for sports
"How is Illahee always #1 in track and wrestling? I just don't know how they do it!"

"Illahee sucks, someone decides to pull the fire alarm at least once a month!"

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

Hank Williams Jr.

A country music legend. His career was started in 1957 at the age of 8 and has been going on since then throughout his whole life. He has 56 studio albums, 25 compilation albums, and 25 music videos. His daddy passed when he was 3 on January 1st, 1953 from an overdose on pills and alcohol. His father, one of the top country artists of all time, influenced his career more than any other artist. His mother, Audrey Williams, also a singer, had little bocephus singing his father's songs as that is what people wanted to hear due to his dad's untimely passing and his legendary, goosebump giving lyrics. Usually referred to as Jr. by people who know his dad, Jr. reached his peak popular culture-wise in the mid to late 80s, although some would argue his talents songwriting-wise have only improved since then. Hank was born down in Shreveport but has lived in places such as Alabama, Kentucky, and the great state of Montana. Hank has gone through a lot, which has shaped his personality and style of playing, events such as sr. dying, falling off Ajax mountain down on the Idaho-Montana border, and most recently, his daughter passing away. These things have shaped him not only as an artist but a person. Regardless of everything that has happened, he is still one of the best to ever do it.

Wow! that boy Hank can sure play a mean line of instruments

Hank Williams Jr. is sure one of the best to ever do it!

Hank is having a concert here this weekend, wanna go?

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

Psychedelic Mushrooms

A class of mushroom which contains Psilocybin, a psychoactive ingredient. There are over 100 species of mushrooms that contain psilocybin. Psilocybin has real potential for treatment for anxiety, depression, and memory. Mushrooms are not illegal in the U.S, but rather the Psilocybin, which is responsible for spectacular treatment opportunities for the user. Psilocybe cubensis, the most known species of Psychedelic Mushroom, is typically called shrooms, magic mushrooms, cubes. Trips can last between 2-12 hours depending on the amount digested. Check your species to see what the correct storage method is. For Cubensis, mushrooms should be stored in an area which is dark and dry for

a long shelf life.

"I took some Psychedelic Mushrooms earlier and had a realization about how I should deal with anxiety more efficiently! "
"I found some Psychedelic Mushrooms in a field the other day! I need to research what substance they are, it can be pretty hard to tell..."

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

Corsair One

A type of Corsair computer which is really small but happens to have really good specs for the size. It is typically 1/2-1/4 the size of a normal pc

"Wow! that Corsair is really good"

"It must be hard for them to put all those parts into a Corsair One casing!"

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

Herb Dean Shuffle

where you sprint up, wave your arm half between them, chest bump the aggressor, then pull back and bring your arms to your side and hands in the air like "who was that? Not me stopping the fight, keep moving guys"

Joe Rogan- "OOOAHHHHHHHHHH ITS OVER... NO ITS STILL GOING... OAAAHH HE HERB DEAN SHUFFLED THEM, THE FIGHTS STILL GOIN FOLKS"

by Mr. Marino November 14, 2021

Kris Kristofferson

A singer and songwriter. Known as one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He has achieved many awards and nominations. Kris has wrote songs such as Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down, Me and Bobby McGee and Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)

"Damn, Kris Kristofferson can sure write a mean song!"

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

Green Gables Elementary

An elementary school in Federal Way, Washington. A school that is a split level and has a large field and playground in the back. The school averages about 380 students and serves as a PK-5. The minority enrollment is usually between 60-70 percent which is pretty good country-wise but may be low for the area of federal way which is extremely diverse. The student-teacher ratio is 16:1 which is better than that of the district. The student population is usually around 50-55 percent female and 45-50 percent male. The school averages around 24 full-time teachers 1 full-time school counselor.

wow! Green Gables Elementary has been helping my kids reading skills a lot lately.

Why does Green Gables keep getting called Green Gayballs by the kids? I don't get it?

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021