Switcheroo Deception

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.
Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
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Felching

It is when a Butt Pirates sucks the poop out of a Limpy Wristed Fags ass using a straw.
Those two homosexual men have been Felching.
by Mr. Homophobia June 14, 2023
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Load

A huge poop that fills up the toilet bowl when pooped. Quite often it fill sit up so much that the poop touches the bottom of your butt cheeks and lifts you at least a foot off the toilet. Generally it can't be flushed as it will clog the pipes.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
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Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.
That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
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Corking

The act of closing off your cornhole with a cork in fear of a butt pirate pillaging your cornhole. It results in causing you to walk like something is stuck up your butt. It can be mistaken for a pole.
I think that guys been corking, he's walking funny.
by Mr. Homophobia July 06, 2023
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Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.
I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
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Kamala Hairless

Another name for our Vice President. As she can be seen in public places lifting her skirt yelling, "look I'm Hairless."
I saw Kamala Hairless lifting her skirt.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
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