Definitions by Mr. Feesh

blarg you 

One of the worst (quality-wise) insults known to man. Catchy, though.

"Blarg you, sir," declared the pickle with a raising of his finger.

blarg you by Mr. Feesh October 15, 2005

soofle 

A delicious, nutritious and slightly malicious confectionly treat made out of soofle ingredients.

"Damns you whats for I likes me some soofle."

soofle by Mr. Feesh May 18, 2005

human horn 

The olfactory organ found on a human. It is a very potent aphrodesiac.

"Human horn prices are skyrocketing in the black market."

human horn by Mr. Feesh May 18, 2005

feesh

A little-known, rounded breed of fish that hops around, breathes air, and doesn't think much. Members of this species may explode randomly, unless they happen to be named Alfonso.

"Finish with that Feesh, I needs it for mah soofle."

feesh by Mr. Feesh May 9, 2005

George W. Bush 

One of the world's only people to be hated as the result of little to no factual evidence whatsoever.

"I hates that George W. Bush. He poisoned my hair and raped Mother Earth's trees. He also took a dump in my cereal this morning."

George W. Bush by Mr. Feesh May 9, 2005

human

A bipedal, naked mammal that goes mighty fine with red pepper and jalopenos. A surprising number of survey results have shown that the market for human meat is going up.

On a semi-related basis, human horn is not only a delicacy, but also an aphrodesiac.

"I had some stir-fried human appendages the other day. It was pretty good. The chef had a fairly unique recipe for fried jalepenos, too."

human by Mr. Feesh May 9, 2005

Bill Clinton 

A state of being impervious to the law.

"Ha! I'm a living Bill Clinton! Your laws can't touch me!"

Bill Clinton by Mr. Feesh May 9, 2005