Definitions by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia

Dan Bongino 

When you are banging someone from behind and they involuntarily diahrrea themselves violently all over your abdomen and genitalia.

I was totally taking her from behind and right as I was about to finish she ended the night with a Dan Bongino and completely ruined my satin sheets.

Dan Bongino by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia June 21, 2021

gertzed 

To fall victim in a case of mistaken identity, especially on social media. Similar to Matthew Gertz receiving a lot of backlash after reporting of Matt Gaetz and his alleged Venmo excursions.

Oh man did you see all the nasty tweets that went to that guy's account after Republican Politician got caught? He totally got Gertzed!

gertzed by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia May 4, 2021

Quarantino

A child born in early 2021, obviously born after COVID quarantine.

I went to the brewery and there's all these brand new babies. All Quarantinos.

Quarantino by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia March 21, 2021

Willy Wednesday 

It's the practice of showing memes which make fun of or insinuate male anatomy on a Wednesday on Twitter.

"Hey, it's Willy Wednesday" {posts photo of a foot long corn dog}

Willy Wednesday by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia March 2, 2021

taint slurry

1: The resultant mixture of nutsack sweat and anal leakage
2: Senator Josh Hawley

Despite the boiling temperatures, new age detergents, and concentrated bleach, we were unable to remove the taint slurry from your underwear, Mr Hawley.

taint slurry by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia January 22, 2021